Can I Jump on Behind?

**SARGE** · 21st October 2005, 11:35

Originally Posted by bugjuice

I have tits.. don't see me bragin..

my tits are bigger bitch

**Colapop** · 21st October 2005, 11:39

It's good this thread hasn't turned into a pissing contest!

**SARGE** · 21st October 2005, 11:54

Originally Posted by Colapop

It's good this thread hasn't turned into a pissing contest!

2 metres 10 after a pitcher of Strohs beer at the Ohio State Buckeyes Football game in 96 is my all time record

**Colapop** · 21st October 2005, 12:20

Originally Posted by SARGE

2 metres 10 after a pitcher of Strohs beer at the Ohio State Buckeyes Football game in 96 is my all time record

MMMmmmm Pitcher of beer. F*ck just pints. Bring on the Beirgarten! I aint wearing the shorts again But the Frauliens... MMMmmmm Frauliens

**Phurrball** · 21st October 2005, 12:59

I'm blardy impressed that Doilies were not just mentioned, but actually discussed!

I've searched, there's only one other mention of a doily on KB. Not quite a first then, but impressive (and at the same time scarily freaky) nonetheless!

(The other Doily post.)

**Colapop** · 21st October 2005, 13:15

Originally Posted by Phurrball

....and at the same time scarily freaky...

You found my Nana!! Yayy!
I was running out of Doilees (sp) Shit! Fish is gonna kill me...

me too

**Ixion** · 21st October 2005, 13:16

Well, where else would you expect to have doilies (lace ones in particular) as a subject of discussion, than on a biker site. After all, we do have to maintain our image in society.

**Phurrball** · 21st October 2005, 15:57

Originally Posted by Ixion

Well, where else would you expect to have doilies (lace ones in particular) as a subject of discussion, than on a biker site. After all, we do have to maintain our image in society.

Nothing like unexpected juxtaposition - doilies on a site dictated to bikes. I'm not sure that this brings to mind favourable mental images though...leather and doilies - the mind boggles...

...and not in a good way.

Funny word - wondered about the etymology of it - apparently named after some London chappy back-in-the-day.

Oh, and I did find this. Consider yourself pre-warned - should you not be a doily person, this site is arguably more disturbing than the hardest core pr0n imaginable.

Post script: I am truly sad. I'm meant to be studying for end of year exams, and this is the best procrastination I can come up with.

Maybe I should just quit while I'm (not) ahead and go to Shads for a beer...perhaps I should merely curl into the fetal position in shame at the direction to which I have returned this thread...

**Colapop** · 21st October 2005, 16:12

It's good you've recognised that your hearts not in it - go to the pub and study fresh tomorrow.

Hmm home at 4-5ish am up at 1pm for a leisurely brunch, look at the books (sitting on the desk) consider studying, forget it feel like crap, 3 more hours sleep, up to shower and eat, look at the books again (still sitting on the desk) get a call from your mates, boozing till 3-4, hooked up (sweet), sneak out of her place at about 10, home for sleep, up at 7 totally shagged, eat, look at books again (yup still there) lay on the couch watching nothing on TV, go to bed lay ther listening to music.

(Story of my study weakends)

**Phurrball** · 21st October 2005, 16:29

Originally Posted by Colapop

It's good you've recognised that your hearts not in it - go to the pub and study fresh tomorrow.

Hmm home at 4-5ish am up at 1pm for a leisurely brunch, look at the books (sitting on the desk) consider studying, forget it feel like crap, 3 more hours sleep, up to shower and eat, look at the books again (still sitting on the desk) get a call from your mates, boozing till 3-4, hooked up (sweet), sneak out of her place at about 10, home for sleep, up at 7 totally shagged, eat, look at books again (yup still there) lay on the couch watching nothing on TV, go to bed lay ther listening to music.

(Story of my study weakends)

Aye - used to be prone to such antics in my younger days (Daze?) at Otago.

Mere 'innocent' procrastination these days...happily engaged

...that, and home is a *very* long way from any licensed premises ie gotta drive/ride home; ie hardly ever sink piss like I formerly did. Taxi = too expensive, walking not an option [no foot path much of the way = surer way of ensuring death/maiming than commuting on a bike].

Anyone else shedding a tear for the poor, hard-done-by Phurrball?

No, I didn't think so...

I'll merrily pick up some beers and a DVD on the way home...and snuggle up with Mrs P

I just won't tell her about my doily research though...such sick fetishes might be grounds for pre-emptive divorce...

**SixPackBack** · 21st October 2005, 20:40

Fuck you talk some shit.......where's the tart with the big tits *back to the thread people*

**Virago** · 21st October 2005, 20:54

I just realised - I'm the only KB'er that hasn't yet posted in this thread....

**SARGE** · 22nd October 2005, 07:49

Originally Posted by Virago

I just realised - I'm the only KB'er that hasn't yet posted in this thread....

damn.. there goes THAT record..

**Waylander** · 22nd October 2005, 08:01

Just leaving now for Auckland. Camera has brand new batteries. Just need her to text me when and where and such. BTW anyone have a connection they want to let me use? Otherwise y'all will have to wait till tuesday when I get back to Hams.

Jk I'll figure something out.