Some. Things. Never. Change.
Helmet Stickers
Dunno if this has been covered... bit too lazy to check... an old colleague of mine who used to ride had a
"Have a nice day... in your car" sticker on the back of his helmet
Thought it was quite classic
Been thinking of a few more while on the way to/from work:
"Enjoying rush hour?"
"Have a nice day... in your cage"
"Does it feel like you're in a cage?"
What say ye?
Well the music is your special friend, dance on fire as it intends
Music is your only friend, until the end
Until the end
Until the end!
The Doors - When The Music's Over
Come warm yourself by the fire
Because i like taking the G/F for rides pillion, i was tempted to put a sticker like
"Trust me, im not dead....yet"
"Scream all you want....i cant hear you"
or
"Dont you dare fall asleep again"
as all she see's now is "XR800" - along a dented, dodgey, matt black, shoei
Reactor Online. Sensors Online. Weapons Online. All Systems Nominal.
unless you can prove it.
Be careful putting any stickers on your helmet mate. Some of them have a solvent based glue on them, and applying them to your helmet can signifcantly reduce its overall strength. So I read last month in a bike mag.
This weeks international insult is in Malayalam:
Thavalayolee
You Frog Fucker
Some. Things. Never. Change.
ok... fair call... perhaps on the back of the bike somewhere then...
wouldn't want to weaken the helmet!
Well the music is your special friend, dance on fire as it intends
Music is your only friend, until the end
Until the end
Until the end!
The Doors - When The Music's Over
Moped rider
How about this for a 'bumper' sticker : "You didn't see me"
many connotations here.
Either see no evil, tell no evil for when land filtering,
If a car rear ends you and you land on the bonnet
You were supposed to be mowing the lawn, but the weather warrented a ride.
Others I have seen :
Bitch seat avaiable, enquiry within
If you can read this, she fell off
P retty I ncredible G irl
How's my driving - 0800BITEME
Born To Fish - Forced To Work.
I had "Sit Down Shut Up and Hang On"
and CarelessARseholeS
+est
not so much a sticker, but always a favourite
"Artificial Intelligence is no match for Natural Stupidity"
Geriatric hoon
I don't think this applies to fibreglass hats, just to the moulded plastic ones.Originally Posted by Biff
Same goes for paint.
If you don't know though, best you dont.
There is a grey blur, and a green blur. I try to stay on the grey one. - Joey Dunlop
Bite my shiney metal ass
How about "Horn broken: watch for finger" or "keep tailgating, I'm still loading the shotgun" or my favourite "Stop checkin out my ass and start watching the road".
Exert your talents, and distinguish yourself, and don't think of retiring from the world, until the world will be sorry that you retire. -Samuel Johnson
\<\------look a bike
The old favourite
If you find this helmet with a head in it, please return to it's owner
or
If you find this helmet with a head inside leave it and get a doctor
Hardcore Biker
I'll probably get shit for this...but according to my non bike riding friends/relatives.
"Future donor"
r4q2
cu .
Hardcore Biker
"don't laugh, this may be your daughter on the back"
For the pillion to read
"due to hard acceleration please remove bra"
Kiwi back at home!
DSS had CARS SUCK on the hugger of his TL thingy
Forum whore
saw a good one at work....."if it has tits or a kickstand, i can ride it!"
the riders in canada are more sticker than helmet for the most part. used to love reading them, lol.
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the really happy person is one who can enjoy the scenery when on a detour.
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