The fuckstick on the KTM 390 Duke overtaking a stock truck on a blind corner just out of Little River on Sunday belongs on that list.
102° Rx = + /_\
Borrowed bike, no gear. Gizza a ride mate.
Nah.
Oh go on.
Just around the block.
Let's see what it will do.
Sigh.
Don't you look at my accountant.
He's the only one I've got.
if you come off on the road at 230kph no amount of gear will save you, so therefore it is entirely reasonable for our hero to be wearing jandals and a gold lurex posing pouch/mankini, and a dazzling smile.
I thought elections were decided by angry posts on social media. - F5 Dave
I used to be a rider that was a douche. Now I don't ride.
"Some people are like clouds, once they fuck off, it's a great day!"
This is important to the people who "fix" accidents. Many moons ago, up over, an acquaintance had a car pull out in front of him. He was estimated to be doing 170mph at the time of impact.
Any hoo, the accident scene defied physics, the car was folded in half. The rider, in full leathers, was intact but would have fitted in a bin bag. He hit the centre of the car at roof level, head first.
Manopausal.
I read in a magazine many years ago that if such a situation is imminent you should stand on the pegs. This will hopefully allow you to sail gracefully over the car rather than crash head first into it. Hopefully.
This is apparently a technique used by movie stunt riders, who having practiced, can time it just right.
There is a grey blur, and a green blur. I try to stay on the grey one. - Joey Dunlop
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