MAN can I ride behind you????
At least there I should be pretty safe! lol
Deep in the heart...
MAN can I ride behind you????
At least there I should be pretty safe! lol
"If you can't laugh at yourself, you're just not paying attention!"
"There is no limit to dumb."
"Resolve to live with all your might while you do live, and as you shall wish you had done ten thousand years hence."
Guru
Brilliant piece, really enjoyed it
Waa?
Dont mind being covered in bits of animal then?Originally Posted by Macktheknife
Ive heard about people like you!
We all have our little obsessions...
Just faidin away!
Ixion, A fella named Roger Donaldson rang, wants your phone number. Muttered something about filming rights, I think thats what he said. Oh and something about an Osca???
Forum whore
The babies are real cute
and they go a long way when you give them a good kick
Would you like some CANDY!?!?!
Look at it this way, 20 years till you hit something else :-)
I can't top you, but I was hit twice in one day.
I was leaving Wangarei and some black bird with yellow bits hit my left arm mid corner. I saw it coming and was kind of ready for it. Wretched my arm off the bars and knocked the wind out of me a bit. Not fun, I can see how that sort of thing could cause an off.
So when heading into Paeroa later, a sparrow (I think) hit me on the toe of my left boot. Splat.. Poor bugger.
I hit another bird the next day too.
the middle path
A friend of mine 's daughter befriended a stray Pukeko chick. It would follow her round and sit on her lap and make a sort of purring noise. Then it got bigger and started pulling all the bulbs out of the garden and talk about crap everywhere so it went for a wee ride in the country....and didnt come back.
Experience......something you get just after you needed it
Forum whore
just what was needed after a long boring night at work. thanks heaps! best laugh ive had in a long time!!
quite a few pukeks along one road i travel fairly often...will remember they are brainless and travel slower there!
my blog: http://sunsthomasandfriends.weebly.com/index.html
the really happy person is one who can enjoy the scenery when on a detour.
Forum whore
it goes that way sometimes, murderer.
There is no dark side of the moon, really, as a matter of fact. Its all dark...
Immature and proud of it.
One of the 125 riders hit a seagull at 240 k's at Phillip Island on the weekend. They said it's head was sticking out the back of the airbox.
What's the bird/fuel ratio for a two smoker?
Speed doesn't kill people.
Stupidity kills people.
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