Mental Health Test...

**Wolf** · 21st October 2005, 10:16

During a visit to the mental asylum, a visitor asked the Director what the criterion was which defined whether or not a patient should be institutionalized.

"Well," said the Director, "we fill up a bathtub, then we offer a teaspoon, a teacup and a bucket to the patient and ask him or her to empty the bathtub."

"Oh, I understand," said the visitor. "A normal person would use the bucket because it's bigger than the spoon or the teacup."

"No." said the Director, "A normal person would pull the plug. Do you want a room with or without a view?"

**GN1NiteStnd** · 21st October 2005, 12:43

A view thanx

**hXc** · 21st October 2005, 12:45

A view is good. As long as it's ain't a bad view.

**crazylittleshit** · 21st October 2005, 12:46

lol lol Were do I join up Im crazy.............................

**Ixion** · 21st October 2005, 13:05

Well, as you all know, I am utterly sane and normal, the most normal person around, so the question would never apply to me. but, if it did (which it never would), I'd take the room without the view. Cos if you have a view, that means you have windows. And if you have windows , the pink alligators come and stare at you , while you're asleep. Then once they're certain you're asleep they beam the information back up to the black space ships that are always hovering over head, and they beam down those creatures with all the tentacles. And I don't want to go where they take you.

So I'll have the room without a view. And so long as I keep hidden under the bed,I should be OK.