There was this biker

**FROSTY:Me** · 23rd October 2005, 22:03

He had just purchased an old dunger of a bike. By some freak it was road legal.it was leaking oil everywhere,and ran most of the time on at least 2 of its 4 cylinders.An idle was out of the question The 4 into one sort of directed exhaust gasses backwards.You get the picture
Riding this creation home he stood up on the pegs to rest his sore backside.
The local cops decided to pull him over. He sat revving this machine as the cops aproached.He was told to shut the bike off -nope Ill never get it going again was his reply.
Cops offered to push start the bike.
All the licence and rego checks done the biker then calls on the cops to come good with their offer.
Up and down the cops ran -pushing this horrible machine.
A fair old sweat was raised on the cops brows and they finally give up.
Once the cop wagon has dissapeared into the distance the biker smiles to himself.
Flicks the hidden kill switch,Hits the starter button and rides off on his way.

**justsomeguy** · 23rd October 2005, 22:05

Originally Posted by FROSTY

Once the cop wagon has dissapeared into the distance the biker smiles to himself.
Flicks the hidden kill switch,Hits the starter button and rides off on his way.

Make them work for their quota

**R6_kid:Me** · 23rd October 2005, 22:07

ahahhaha thats funnier than the spider on my shoulder!

**sels1** · 23rd October 2005, 22:14

Funny how the old stories come around again.......

**FROSTY:Me** · 24th October 2005, 09:07

Ahhh but ya see this is a true story -

**zadok** · 24th October 2005, 13:05

Evil...pure evil.

**onearmedbandit** · 24th October 2005, 13:22

Farking brilliant Frosty. You say it's a true story, anyone we know of?

**enigma51** · 24th October 2005, 13:27

HAHAHA that was great frosty you are an evil man

**FROSTY:Me** · 24th October 2005, 16:25

I can neither confirm or deny it was me -on the old albany highway 3 years ago. On an ex police CB650

**Beemer** · 24th October 2005, 16:30

I like the idea of that! Although I could have killed the sod who pushed in my kill switch recently - got the bike out and it wouldn't start for love nor money! Checked the petrol, then noticed the button was pushed in - duh!

**Bonez** · 24th October 2005, 16:39

Originally Posted by Beemer

I like the idea of that! Although I could have killed the sod who pushed in my kill switch recently - got the bike out and it wouldn't start for love nor money! Checked the petrol, then noticed the button was pushed in - duh!

The bike does it all by itself. Just to get the rider stirred up. Frosty it wasn't one of the ignition pickups that was faulty was it? Not uncommon on those things.