Pulled by the bacon last night!

[texmo]

This is THE BEST THREAD EVER! everone is giving dover shit its fucking fantastic, How does it feel dover you fat bastard?

[Karma]

Probably gonna get slated for this but the majority of people just can't seem to drive.

Either young boy racers tearing up and down in cars with no bumpers, or old people who don't know how to drive... 4x4s that just can't see where they or anyone else is going... bus drivers that pull out and don't care if they hit anyone... taxi drivers that don't know where they're going and make random movements all over the place.


Fact of the matter is that if you're one of the above then you probably think your driving is great.. it's all subjective.

The way I look at it is that as soon as you get in a car, bus, bike, taxi, truck etc.. you are taking your life in your hands and the worst may happen.

In the immortal words of Frank Drebbin... 'You take a chance getting
up in the morning, crossing the street or sticking your face in a fan!'

[RantyDave]

Easy to tell the cop bikes cos they light up like a napalmed vietcong village as you approach them.

That's sick. One of the few occasions where the Internet actually has me laughing out loud.

Dave

[The_Dover]

I wont add much more here because there have been some great opinions aired, thanks guys.

But I'd like to clarify that

a) I never ever ever thought it would be Mr SpeedMedic going the other way.

b) I have absolutely no problem with the cop giving me a warning. He was a top bloke about it, really polite, friendly and acknowledge that I wasn't driving like a cunt, just that it was quick and had been reported.

c) I was not doing earth shattering speeds, lets just say it was around the british dollar. Not real quick on an empty motorway.

d) The ambo's have a tough job to do, a lot of respect for them. Filling speeding quotas aint it. I don't tell the fuckin architects how to design buildings I just do my fuckin job.

[BLACKYOSHI1000]

You don't need to tell me that. Ask some of the others about the ride to PHG's bbq when we passed a biker down. I minced around like a Ponsonby socialite for the rest of that ride, I'm not a maniac just cos I ride a gixxer.

GOOD POINT DOVER ANOTHER ACCIDENT CAUSED BY CYCLES RIDEIN WIDE
AS FOR THE WAY YOU RIDE YOU ARE A BIT OF A NANCY BOY
DONT GET ME WRONG BETTER RIDE WITH YOU THAN (FUKWITS )THAT ARE ALL OVER THE PLACE FLAT OUT OVER TAKIN ETC

AS FOR AMBO`S RESPECT AND I TEND TO USE A LITTLE BETTER BEHAVIOR AROUND YOU GUY`S AS YOU DO A GREAT JOB

CAN I HAVE A NURSE NOW PLEASE

[The_Dover]

AS FOR THE WAY YOU RIDE YOU ARE A BIT OF A NANCY BOY
DONT GET ME WRONG BETTER RIDE WITH YOU THAN (FUKWITS )THAT ARE ALL OVER THE PLACE FLAT OUT OVER TAKIN ETC

Thanks bro, that's the way I like to be.

Edit: I might be able to sort you out with a nurse too.

[crashe]

GOOD POINT DOVER ANOTHER ACCIDENT CAUSED BY CYCLES RIDEIN WIDE

Ok it may not have been cyclists who caused that accident on that bike run we were all on heading to Pinkhoggirls BBQ.
Sure they were there at the scene... but so was the ambo.

They may have been offering help after the accident until the ambo got there.

We all came along after the incident...
So lets NOT assume that the cyclists caused this acident.

[BLACKYOSHI1000]

READ THE WHOLE THREAD SO HOW MANY HAVE PAST COMMENT AND HAVE RIDDEN WITH DOVER (HE RIDE`S LIKE A FLACID SOFT COCK ROOSTER)THAT MAYBE A LITTLE HARSE BUT FAIRLY TRUE
I MOST DEFINATLY WOULD NOT SAY HE WAS A HOON OR A DANGER (MAYBE TO HIMSELF )
SO I THINK THE SPEED WAS PROB FUK ALL CERTAINLY NOT DANGERIOUS ( FROM MY RIDIN WITH DOVER )
HAT`S OFF TO PLOD FOR BEING A BIKER ABOUT IT (JUST MAKE SURE YOU FUKIN WAVE TO US OK )
AS FOR THE AMBO IT WAS HIS CHOICE
AS I HAVE DIALED *555 MYSELF
SEE YA AT THE WESTGATE BITCH

[texmo]

Yer dovers a good rider he dont over take where its unsafe leaves pleantly of room to pass and is an all around safe rider who thinks before he twists his wrist...

[BLACKYOSHI1000]

Ok it may not have been cyclists who caused that accident on that bike run we were all on heading to Pinkhoggirls BBQ.
Sure they were there at the scene... but so was the ambo.

They may have been offering help after the accident until the ambo got there.

We all came along after the incident...
So lets NOT assume that the cyclists caused this acident.

FACT READ THE PAPER SMART ARSE
HE WENT TO GET PAST AND CAR PULLED OUT LOOKIN THE OTHER WAY (CAR WAS LOOKIN RIGHT)THEY WERE 4 WIDE FUCKIN WANKER`S
AND GOIN DOWN OLD NRTH RD ON THE OPOPONONI RIDE I CAME OVER A HILL THERE WAS A PUSH BIKER RIDEIN DOWN THE MIDDLE OF THE ROAD DOIN 85K`S DOWN ON THE TANK LMFAO I YELLED MOVE OVER HE SAID WHY
CAUSE THERES 40 K/B`S UP MY ARSE (I MEAN THAT IN A NICE WAY )
AND YOULL GET RUN OVER

[The_Dover]

Thanks boys, the cheques are in the mail

[BLACKYOSHI1000]

YOU RIDE A K5 WHAT DO YOU XPECT:eyepoke:
DONT KNOW OR CARE WHO SAID THAT
JUST PULL YA HEAD OUTTA YA ARSE AND GET OVER YOURSELF IT
A BIKE DOSNT MAKE YOU HOON
EVERYONE WHO DRIVES A SKYLINES NOT A BOY RACER

[skidz]

Well, I just hope you have more fun on your bike Dover.

I think those dickhead narks should pull their finger out of their arse and try enjoying life like most riders do.

Don't get angry with the ambo man, cause it wouldn't matter what he was in, he would still dob you in. He probably saw the nice young woman on the back and was pissed off.

[Pixie]

Never really agree with the dobbing in thing. Especially over something as subjective as speed. Think about it .(EDIT: In the general case - ) Someone going the OTHER direction , who maybe is 100 years old, thinks you're speeding, and dobs you in. And a cop gives you a ticket based on the uneducated , untrained opinion of an unknown person

Good point!
Speaking to my neighbour on highway 16 a while back;he commented on how all the bikes tear past at 100+ mph,funny I thought,I note all the bikes that go past my living room window and few are doing more than 120 kph

[yungatart]

FFS man-build a bridge and get over it!