Pulled by the bacon last night!

**jrandom** · 28th October 2005, 10:53

Originally Posted by The_Dover

But I'm sure there's more than one of those on here!!

must be that pommy accent you type with. makes me all weak at the knees.

**SixPackBack** · 28th October 2005, 10:54

Originally Posted by Fish

as an antidote against the boring, braindead drivel of the likes of you.

Dont hold back Slag

**jrandom** · 28th October 2005, 10:59

Originally Posted by sixpackback

cracking cheese, Gromit!

if you're going to quote bloody Roger Waters in your sig, at least have the decency to put the apostrophe in the right place.

**Patrick** · 28th October 2005, 11:00

Originally Posted by Lou Girardin

Is someone dumping speed in the water supply?
All these twitchy aggro types going off at nothing is starting to pall.

Have they started pumping out that Waikato River water up north yet??? Cmon Hamiltonian KBers...flush your toilets twice...the northerners need the water...but please stop flushing your "P" stash when the Jehovahs knock on your doors...it aint the coppers...

**SixPackBack** · 28th October 2005, 11:07

Originally Posted by Fish

if you're going to quote bloody Roger Waters in your sig, at least have the decency to put the apostrophe in the right place.

The apostrophe will go where ever the fuck i choose penis breath

**jrandom** · 28th October 2005, 11:23

Originally Posted by sixpackback

The apostrophe will go where ever the fuck i choose

well, of course.

but now... oh dear, *now* your foolish pride will exist in an endless struggle with a growing awareness that the world's attention has been drawn to that misplaced apostrophe, and is quietly giggling as you refuse to fix it...

Originally Posted by sixpackback

penis breath

I forgot about 'penis breath'! last time I heard that 'un was... lessee... in 'ET'! the movie! that's right! remember? 1980-something. can't recall which kid it was that said it, though. heh. good times.

**250learna** · 28th October 2005, 11:35

no offence dover but im with the ambulance on this one. they are the ones who have to clean you up wen you mess up. and regardless of how confident you are, they dont know that. they only see a biker speeding = accident waiting to happen. obviously you dont intend tocrash but their statistics show drinking and speeding = bad

**skidz** · 28th October 2005, 11:44

Originally Posted by Lou Girardin

He was probably jealous of her.

Thats a bit sick !

**Patrick** · 28th October 2005, 12:16

Originally Posted by 250learna

no offence dover but im with the ambulance on this one. they are the ones who have to clean you up wen you mess up. and regardless of how confident you are, they dont know that. they only see a biker speeding = accident waiting to happen. obviously you dont intend tocrash but their statistics show drinking and speeding = bad

Me too, sorry Dover...ya just don't know what you might hit at night on them motorway thingimeejiggers...drunk knuckle dragger taking a shortcut, the infamous "Black Dog ran out in front of me..." or even a bloody cow...(specially in these parts down here...).

Can't have been a "minor thing" or else they wouldn't call it in...

You were spoken to, met a decent copper, warning taken (I assume...) game over.

**Lou Girardin** · 28th October 2005, 12:46

Originally Posted by Patrick

Have they started pumping out that Waikato River water up north yet??? Cmon Hamiltonian KBers...flush your toilets twice...the northerners need the water...but please stop flushing your "P" stash when the Jehovahs knock on your doors...it aint the coppers...

That's what it is, all those wasted Hamiltonians pissing in our water. Another good reason to drink wine.