You're not down with the Bacon man....
-Indy
You're not down with the Bacon man....
-Indy
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so whats up wtih Dover and cops..
I was on the back of the gixxer the other day, we were doing 180ish over a hill on the norwestern.... suprise suprise there is a pig.
well i become one with dovers back as he slams on the anchors and we drop to 90km an hour within like .00003 seconds.
I think he brought a radar detector today...![]()
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Cibby, this isn't about the police, it's about BACON
-Indy
Hey, kids! Captain Hero here with Getting Laid Tip 213 - The Backrub Buddy!
Find a chick who’s just been dumped and comfort her by massaging her shoulders, and soon, she’ll be massaging your prostate.
Originally Posted by Indiana_Jones
well who died and made you a wannabe bloody site policy bloody warden.. cant think of the right word.. dammit..
you get the idea anyways
might have bacon for breaky now..
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Wow.... you Aucklanders are pretty quick to get agro on-line... whats with that? Be happy that the speedy one was warned and didn't contribute to the short-fall of police funding.... i'm hoping that when (not if) I get caught I get a similar warning... i shall not question it however, I shall take it with both hands... then see if there is anything that i can buy with the saved funds...![]()
Dover, well done mate, you have started a shitfight of impressive proportions, all over not getting a ticket! lol I am impressed!
As for the rest of you.... fight ya bastards I hate peace! lol
besides it makes for great entertainment reading this stuff.
IMO good on the copper!! should be more like this.
Good on the Ambo, they have a shit of a job and still manage to care about us deviants who ride bikes.
As for the rest of you like minded deviants .....
have fun and ride safe (ish)
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that they have better things to do than waste their time with petty shit like this?
Those who insist on perfect safety, don't have the balls to live in the real world.
Oi dovey...WTF is a buffoon?Originally Posted by The_Dover
is it a buffalo crossed with a racoon or something....
Anyway....don't worrie about shit like what happened...u got let off....you lernt that some abo's call in and nark [not all] but abo's can't dish out tickets...aye...end of story....go have a beer
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Shame on you for doing thos sorts of speeds esp with a pillion.....Originally Posted by Cibby Chick
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Just so you all know - I haven't managed to track down the ambo who called it in - but everyone I've spoken to has all said the same thing -
1. it would be pretty hard to guage the speed of someone who was going in the opposite direction, (especially when driving priority one), unless it was extremely excessive.
2. They would only report someone who was driving in a reckless manner that could endanger themselves, passengers or other people.
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That reminds me of an old joke Lou .....Originally Posted by Lou Girardin
An elderly man was standing in a shopping mall with a rifle. He was approached by a police officer who asked him what he was doing.
He replied, "Protecting the shoppers from lions".
"There aren't any lions here", replied the cop.
"That's because I'm here", said the old guy.
Who knows, without the old man maybe there would have been lions in the shopping mall, and who knows what the road toll would be without the ticketing.
This weeks international insult is in Malayalam:
Thavalayolee
You Frog Fucker
what, more stupid people might be dead?Originally Posted by Biff
jeez, that would suck.
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Yup. Imagine, a generation from now we'd all be riding Beemers.Originally Posted by Fish
This weeks international insult is in Malayalam:
Thavalayolee
You Frog Fucker
Originally Posted by Cibby Chick
yea.. we found it yesterday...
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