$1300.00 in fines... You $%^#$

**Da Bird** · 29th October 2005, 17:00

Originally Posted by Colapop

How much more would it have taken to impound the car on the spot? Could what he did be classed as dangerous driving?

Yeah, it would possibly have fitted into the dangerous category but with a minimum 6 months loss of licence attached to it, I didn't consider it so bad that it was really necessary. I do have a heart sometimes!

**Colapop** · 29th October 2005, 17:10

I suppose the thing is, it's very much part of the tall poppy thing in NZ. I mean, how many people on here have said "Yeah, way to go. Bust his arse" and then gone out and doen something equally as stupid or worse (although not in front of a BC)?
You gotta a tough job, buddy. You sound fair enough to do it right though.

**Oakie** · 29th October 2005, 20:00

Originally Posted by Bykey Cop

$400.00 restricted driver carries unauthorised passenger.
$400.00 Breach of Licence condition (not wearing glasses)
$150.00 Cutting corner in 50km/hr zone
$150.00 Failing to Give Way to vehicle not turning
$200.00 Expired WOF.

Ha.
I got done for carrying a passenger on a restricted licence and it cost me $20. Of course that was in 1978.

**Cibby** · 30th October 2005, 01:49

hehe mint

thanks for the break down on the costs of various discrepencies against the law.

I might even put on my L plate for a while.. hahaha

Serioulsy thou.. i wanna be a biker cop when i grow up..

But does that mean i have to behave??

How big are biker cop bikes?? One milllion CC's??

NO?? Why not?? Do you get Ghostrider training courses?? He is scary and yet awesome..

**Gremlin** · 30th October 2005, 01:55

Cibby, I have seen BC's bike up close. Its huge. Like a bazillion times bigger than yours. I doubt you would be able to keep the thing up if sitting on it (I'd doubt myself as well).

Then again, IIRC, Martin, you aren't a very big guy are you??

Glad there are cops like you Martin, you seem to be fair, have the right focus on tickets (i.e. the real issues that can save people) and a bike cop on top of that

BC: Fighting the negative flak of cops near an intersection near you

**Indiana_Jones** · 30th October 2005, 01:55

You weren't the policeman on a Bike that pulled me and my mates over on friday night on queen street were you?

we had footloose playing loud

-Indy

**Cibby** · 30th October 2005, 01:58

Originally Posted by Gremlin

Cibby, I have seen BC's bike up close. Its huge. Like a bazillion times bigger than yours. I doubt you would be able to keep the thing up if sitting on it (I'd doubt myself as well).

BC: Fighting the negative flak of cops near an intersection near you

Is that then considered discrimination?? haha.

You make a very good point Gremlin, i'm just little.. maybe they can make a special cibby cop bike... like a 600 gsxr with a turbo so i can outride and destroy those lil boy racer fuckers... oh yeah..

*cough

i mean adequatly enforce the law whilst not making an arse of myself by dropping my million kilo million cc bike....

**Gremlin** · 30th October 2005, 02:15

I have to say, having seen it, if you are a decent rider on a thou, that leviathan could not keep up, especially in traffic. Its powerful, but carries radio, panniers of gear etc. (BC would perhaps know just a little more...). Then again, with air support, they wouldn't need to.

hmm... imagine how many stories of cops abusing privileges (ie speeding) there would be then eh (headline: bike cop speed trapped at 250km/h)? And when you caught up, what exactly would you do? Ram them off the road?

"A special cibby cop bike"

**Cibby** · 30th October 2005, 02:23

Originally Posted by Gremlin

I have to say, having seen it, if you are a decent rider on a thou, that leviathan could not keep up, especially in traffic. Its powerful, but carries radio, panniers of gear etc. (BC would perhaps know just a little more...). Then again, with air support, they wouldn't need to.

hmm... imagine how many stories of cops abusing privileges (ie speeding) there would be then eh (headline: bike cop speed trapped at 250km/h)? And when you caught up, what exactly would you do? Ram them off the road?

"A special cibby cop bike"

i will not ram them.. that is undignified,, will ruin my paint and potentionally stratch my leathers..

I will simply fire a missile at them from my tank mounted missle laucher on my "Special Cibby Cop Bike" aimed at the front right wheel effectivly disabling their driving ability.

And that would be a simple rego check.. imagine what i would do if they were speeding.. MUAHHAHAHAHHAAHA

Damn Straight..

I will also get a "Special Cibby Biker Cop Uniform" as well..

**Gremlin** · 30th October 2005, 02:31

Originally Posted by Cibby Chick

I will also get a "Special Cibby Biker Cop Uniform" as well..

let your imagination run wild... and err... do tell??

Wait, there are little children about, private might be better. And you would no longer need the missiles. Sorry, all spent on your non-existant uniform (slight modification ya see...). Anyway, you would still take them off the road.

In fact, we wouldn't even need air support. More ambulances for the "collateral damage" wolf?

**Cibby** · 30th October 2005, 02:38

Originally Posted by Gremlin

let your imagination run wild... and err... do tell??

Wait, there are little children about, private might be better. And you would no longer need the missiles. Sorry, all spent on your non-existant uniform (slight modification ya see...). Anyway, you would still take them off the road.

In fact, we wouldn't even need air support. More ambulances for the "collateral damage" wolf?

geeze what is up with guys and chicks in uniform.

For your dirty minds information i was talking about tight tailored leather's in cop colours as they current stuff they wear looks like crap...

Ohhh.. "Special Cibby Biker Cop Leathers"

Even better..

Gremilin behave... otherwise i'll have to open my "Special Cibby Cob Bike Flame Thrower" on your arse..

**Gremlin** · 30th October 2005, 02:44

oh... *nervous laugh* of course... I knew that. Thought it was a repeat of your other leather ideas... the children prevent me from disclosing of course... that, and I'm a gentleman.

Any of thoughts would be good. Enough anyway for me to want you to pull me over

Is the SCCBFT patented?? First gotta catch me... and I don't mind getting caught

**Cibby** · 30th October 2005, 02:55

Originally Posted by Gremlin

oh... *nervous laugh* of course... I knew that. Thought it was a repeat of your other leather ideas... the children prevent me from disclosing of course... that, and I'm a gentleman.

Any of thoughts would be good. Enough anyway for me to want you to pull me over

Is the SCCBFT patented?? First gotta catch me... and I don't mind getting caught

haha... i never did get othese other leather ideas off postie.. dammit..

Yes the SCCBFT is patented...

my Special Cibby Cop Bike is a 600cc turbo.. ofcourse i will catch you..

and then i will arrest you with the Special Cibby Biker Cop Arresting Thingie...

**Gremlin** · 30th October 2005, 03:03

Originally Posted by Cibby Chick

and then i will arrest you with the Special Cibby Biker Cop Arresting Thingie...

Handcuffs?? Go right ahead, wanna take turns?? I'll wear them, then you wear them for a bit and so on...

Ok, must stop abusing poor people's threads... bad little Gremlin, go play with people's machinery instead