Yup, heard that before.

[Skyryder]

Two questions come to mind.

The Fuckwit. What is it?

Me A Guzzi (gootsee)

The Fuckwit. A what! Never heard of it. (pause)

2nd question

The Fuckwit. Why dint ya get a Harley?

Me (shakes head and rides off thinking if you got to ask the question you'll never understand the answer)


Skyryder

[quickbuck]

Used to race it he said, was pretty quick but then he put a wiring loom from a Ninja 900 into it and it would go over 270km/h and destroy Duke 900's at Ruapuna.

Must be some very good smoke in those wires.

[quickbuck]

When I got pulled up for speeding on my Katana, the policeman wrote Suzuki Ninja on the ticket. So I guess I have ridden a Ninja too ;-)

[FROSTY:Me]

BLASPHEMY--There is only ONE true kawasaki Ninja The GPZ900 A1- A5
All others are cheap immitations.
I had a bit of a role reversal situation walking out of the movies.
We had just seen "the worlds fastest indian"
I commented to Pillion that -Hmm funniy innit how things change.I ride a production superbike at nigh on 160mph and back then 170mph was really fast. Some tosser went "wank wank--sure ya do.
I just couldn't be bothered defending my statement.

[froggyfrenchman]

They use F14 Tomcats in Top Gun.... sorry, had to be an anorak....
They did however use F16's in Iron Eagle.....

Back to bikes.... I have a Kawi.... Not a Ninja though...... not sharp or dangerous enough without all those fairing thingamabobs.... I get the 'streetfighter' label thrown around though........

If you look even closer, you will notice they use F14a Tomcats

Ill shut up now. *slinkZ back into his corner*