are you young and invincible!

**Postie** · 31st October 2005, 10:59

Originally Posted by Fish

what, and then you'd have to wait for them all to hatch, or something?

thanks Fish

lava then.

your like a bloody Nazi school teacher..........

**bugjuice** · 31st October 2005, 11:11

Originally Posted by Postie

"I'm invincible"

"your a Looney "

I'm not invincible, but my leg is now, unless i get stuck in a larva field.....

you didn't click my file in my first post then..??

**Postie** · 31st October 2005, 11:16

Originally Posted by bugjuice

you didn't click my file in my first post then..??

oh no!! i can't download anything at work.......... i wondered why no one had said that yet.......... :slap:

**Biff** · 31st October 2005, 11:32

I'm invincible too. Well, I think I am, because people look right through me and ignore me when I'm around. Or is that invisibowl?

**Motu** · 31st October 2005, 11:34

I am sitting here looking back through the tunnel of time seeing a young invincable - I'm shocked with what he got away with,and dismayed at how many times he put the lives of my 4 children at risk....and I consider myself lucky that I got to bury my mother...and not her me.....

**Indiana_Jones** · 31st October 2005, 11:35

I've watched Steve McQueen in 'The great escape' and 'Bullitt' too much for my own riding good

-Indy

**pyrocam** · 31st October 2005, 11:36

Originally Posted by Postie

oh no!! i can't download anything at work.......... i wondered why no one had said that yet.......... :slap:

gaylord. flirt with your IT guys. Im an IT guy and if someone flirts with me they can get pretty much anything within reason. and of course this is only applicable to the good looking females, no fucking 45yrold lawyers flirt with me you dirty dirty man.

**bugjuice** · 31st October 2005, 11:37

Originally Posted by pyrocam

gaylord. flirt with your IT guys. Im an IT guy and if someone flirts with me they can get pretty much anything within reason. and of course this is only applicable to the good looking females, no fucking 45yrold lawyers flirt with me you dirty dirty man.

lol.. his IT guy just happens to be WRT of KB.. Always knew there was a relationship blossoming there..

**Indiana_Jones** · 31st October 2005, 11:37

Originally Posted by pyrocam

gaylord. flirt with your IT guys. Im an IT guy and if someone flirts with me they can get pretty much anything within reason. and of course this is only applicable to the good looking females, no fucking 45yrold lawyers flirt with me you dirty dirty man.

But you told me you liked Gary on level 3?

-Indy

**SPORK** · 31st October 2005, 16:03

Yeah, I'm younger than you, so I probably have more powers.

But girls only like guys with skills, like nunchuck skills, or bow hunting skills, or computer hacking skills. I need some skills!

**parsley** · 31st October 2005, 16:16

Originally Posted by OMGWTFBBQ

But girls only like guys with skills, like nunchuck skills, or bow hunting skills, or computer hacking skills. I need some skills!

No, girls like money. Skills that get you money are valued. Nunchuck or bowhunting skills are not.

**InDeSkyz** · 31st October 2005, 16:38

I can walk standing up.

Pretty good power I think.

**tl_tub** · 31st October 2005, 16:45

I would just like to add my depressing view on things

Some people really dont care if they die or not, 50/50 either way...

**jrandom** · 31st October 2005, 16:58

Originally Posted by parsley

No, girls like money.

true, very true. good looks help a man, but money is still essential. without money, you'd better look like [insert appropriate drop-dead-gorgeous male celebrity] if you want to get anywhere.

reasonable amounts of money, say, income between 2 and 3 times the NZ average (or equivalent assets, in the case of Old Money), combined with a face that doesn't actually sport pickaxe scars, a belly that doesn't hang over your belt unless you bend 90°, and the ability to ask open-ended questions and fake interest in almost any subject, give you the super-power of throwing your bone in just about any greasy box you like (provided it's not already full, of course).

Originally Posted by parsley

Skills that get you money are valued.

heed him, yoof. speaking as one myself, I can tell you that no woman ever cared tuppence about what a man does, from the 'oh, that's interesting' point of view.

when we ask that question, we are *actually* asking how much money flows into your pocket, what the stability of that flow is, and what social group that occupation opens up involvement with.

however, you must remember not to ever make the implicitly obvious (stable money) = (sex) transaction plain to a woman. doing so removes the stability part of the equation; we need to maintain an Orwellian mental duality between the requirement for cash and the fantasy of love.

then again, you could always just fuck the local slapper, but that's *yucky*.