DO NOT DO THIS at home, work or anywhere.

[snuffles]

A person I know who shall remain nameless decided to clean his wife's motorbike and eventually set about cleaning the rear wheel.
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What in hells name was he doing cleaning his wifes bike??????

[HenryDorsetCase]

I have never done this because a mate of mine did this when we were wet behind the ears newbs with our first bikes (schoolboys....) seeing the carnage put me off!

owwwww and owwww.

with modern O ring chains, good thing you NEVER need to lube them, right?

[Deano]

did the hospital really need to put an arrow on his hand indicating which finger it was??? that worries me!!

Even more worrying is when the surgeon says "its this leg isn't it?" (pointing to the wrong one) just as the anesthetic is kicking in and you're nodding off.

Funny sense of humour some people.