Or write quit smoking in your excrement on the offenders car and let it bake in the hot sun? Or is that taking it to farOriginally Posted by Mattyc
El tardo tardo....
Or write quit smoking in your excrement on the offenders car and let it bake in the hot sun? Or is that taking it to far
an antithesis
I still think we should get some of those red autobahn hammers...
Rego number, post office, ask them to pay for a new pair of jeans...Burn a small hole in a pair of jeans about inner thigh area and keep it in your wardrobe so you can show them ...
El tardo tardo....
I like the dump on bonnet idea better
#3
We used to aim the left jet at 90 degrees to the left - I.E straight at the footpath - great for 'getting' the pedestrians !!Thing that bugs me though is the ones that "clean" their windscreen and one of the jets goes over the top of the vehicle and smears my dam visor!
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or find out where they live, wrap a huge sloppy dog POO in newspaper, go to their house, place POO wrapped in newspaper on door step, set fire to newspaper, knock on door and runaway.
When person answers door they will panic, stamp on blazing newspaper and get covered in dog POO. Perfect!
Anti static spray
the ultimate in cager abuse:
alright you know the air intake part near the bottom of the windscreen, well it's for the cars air con, so if you take a piss in that everytime they turn on the heater they get the smell of hot piss wafting through there car, even better if you can maneuvre your arse properly drop a few nuggets down there
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#3
Or if you're lucky you will burn the place down and get a few years behind bars for arson. (Seen the news lately ?)
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[Showing age] on a special episode of CHiPs, some guy throws a ciggy & it burns through the thin shirt of the Head Copwhilst on his bike (who hardly ever leaves the HQ) & all he does is sneer at the driver. Pussy. If ever there was a time & place for misusing police authority -that would have been it.
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He's the only one I've got.
Scooter boy
Nice, I saw a guy come out of a pub and vomit into these vents on some poor sods car. I could just picture the driver on the motorway turning on the fan and getting a face full of carrots......the ultimate in cager abuse:
alright you know the air intake part near the bottom of the windscreen, well it's for the cars air con, so if you take a piss in that everytime they turn on the heater they get the smell of hot piss wafting through there car, even better if you can maneuvre your arse properly drop a few nuggets down there
As for the ciggies - if you wear armoured gloves follow them to the next lights and try to talk nicely to them, explaining the evil in their ways. When they inevitably tell you f*** off, punch their wing mirror as the light turns green.....
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brilliant!!!!!the ultimate in cager abuse:
alright you know the air intake part near the bottom of the windscreen, well it's for the cars air con, so if you take a piss in that everytime they turn on the heater they get the smell of hot piss wafting through there car, even better if you can maneuvre your arse properly drop a few nuggets down there
I ride the dirt, I ride the tide
I search the outside, search inside
I know I'll always burn to be
Remind me of what left this outlaw torn
~ The Outlaw Torn (Metallica: Load 1996)
Hardcore Biker
the ultimate in cager abuse:
alright you know the air intake part near the bottom of the windscreen, well it's for the cars air con, so if you take a piss in that everytime they turn on the heater they get the smell of hot piss wafting through there car, even better if you can maneuvre your arse properly drop a few nuggets down there
OH yeah!!!!!, im gonna do this, im going to find out where one of these cagers live, and go and crap down their vents , with the older cars you can remove their vents externally with a phillips screwdriver.
Another thought would be some fish guts or similar type of offal down there that will really piss them off
i like the armoured glove bit - i just happen to have carbon fibre knuckles
Matty C
Have you taken your bike over any sweet jumps?
is Waldo
That's the way to get caught, don't use plugs man use some small stones. Tape a few on the inside of your fairings but within reach so that if you ever get pulled over it doesn't look dodge to a cop. If someone throws their cig butts at you all you need to do is get infront of them, take some of the stones and toss it back - not big enough to go through and harm but big enough to fuckup their windscreen costing them $400 or whatever. This should teach them a lesson.
Now that I have a ZXR I could actually do this, I was so wanting to do it on the FXR once because some fuck threw 6 cigarette butts out of his sunroof deliberatly trying to hit me. But you need to pick your battles, I wouldn't want a pissed off hilux driving cunt chasing me on the open road whilst on an FXR - that's just asking to get hurt.
Vacuum packed Vamp
Count yourself lucky, the only thing I had to dodge in Auckland was idiots in Cortinas throwing beer bottles. I was none too impressed at having to dodge freshly broken glass.
Forum whore
i will through my butts out of the cage. But never if there is a bike behind!
There is no dark side of the moon, really, as a matter of fact. Its all dark...
Guru
Dude!!!...lol....don't hold back! Tell us how you really feel...
Still laughing...getting the bling for that!
P.S. It must be still cold down your way for the instrument of learning to be steaming? lol
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