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    Quote Originally Posted by Devil
    Dont you mean someone elses bike?

    *Chortle*
    Ahh yes, note that I didn't actually state ownership of the bike...
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    Hot SILF

    Quote Originally Posted by Strat
    Yes, SILF is sister. someone elses. ILF wise - anything goes unless its a GILF - nooooooooo

    I give up, still think you guy are sick, but here's a hot SILF for you.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Tank
    You say "no one wants to fuck with some large bloke on a really angry sounding bike" but the truth of the matter is that you are a balding middle-aged ice-cream seller from Edgecume who wears a hello kitty t-shirt (in your profile pic) and your angry sounding bike is a fucken hyoshit - not some big assed harley with a human skull on the front.

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    Star Whores Return of the Silf

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    uh oh - lets not go down THAT road Pixie, I have waaaay too many titles in my head.

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    Titties in your head???

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    Quote Originally Posted by Charlie
    Oh gotcha! Silly me.

    FILF party? Fathers & blokes tickle your fancy huh MDU?

    Oh no no, your signing up for the spunky dad's club? PHOTOS 1st!
    I've got my own "club" thanks...
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    fuck this sexy milf bitch rocked into work yesterday bending down fully infront of me, fucken HUGGEEEEE titties and had a russian euro hybrid face, and a tight figure and a little kid, prob mid to late 30s fully doable...

    then I went to meet my brother in maccy d's after work, and this sexy ass fucken 40+ year old was doing her thing and I was like WHOAAAA tap that ...

    yea, she said my bike was flash cool eh :]


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    pity ur bike doesnt have a cool camera with the cool (tm) flash

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    Quote Originally Posted by Strat
    Yes, SILF is sister. someone elses. ILF wise - anything goes unless its a GILF - nooooooooo
    Goat?

    Goldfish?
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    *shakes head at what this thread is about*


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    Quote Originally Posted by Strat
    uh oh - lets not go down THAT road Pixie, I have waaaay too many titles in my head.
    titties???


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    gra.... nooooo i cant do it! unless they've had kids REAL early

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    IMO being the Team Milf toy boy, i think Monica Bellucci could float any guys boat... especially if you are a youngin like myself after a 'mature' woman.

    My definition of a MILF, as opposed to just being a hot chick with a baby (eg a 16yr old dont count), it has to be a 'mature' woman, normally 28yrs+ that more than just knows her way around the male body

    on the silf front, i did my mates sister, good thing shes keeping it quiet coz he's already got shit with me
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    where opinion holds more weight than fact.

    It's better to not pass and know that you could have than to pass and find out that you can't. Wait for the straight.

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    Quote Originally Posted by gareth_d
    if you are a youngin like myself after a 'mature' woman.
    Well team milf suck, Join team john - we have HAD milfs and we love them all, so come on ladies gather round, just because I am short doesnt mean there isnt enough to feed on, its like a hungi baby SO EAT THAT KUMARA!


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    Quote Originally Posted by gareth_d
    on the silf front, i did my mates sister, good thing shes keeping it quiet coz he's already got shit with me

    You hear that Tristan? Don't take it man, beat him, beat him good. Kick ass, and take cookies. (from his mother, sister, gran... doh, still cant do it)

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