Taking yer Lid off for shops

[Goblin]

Naa to stop me smelling it !!! :P

For me, its the weirdest feeling, sitting on the loo with my lid on.

I always pull up to the pump, sidestand down, gloves off, fill up, dismount then go in and pay....leaving lid on. Have never been asked to take it off. Have been ask to not sit on my bike while filling it tho. Politely told the zit-faced little shit where to go!

[Pixie]

Ok, get this, 2 years ago I used to ride full time delivering packages on a 110 scoota, Company logo all over me.
I ride in to a bp for the big $5 full up, as I walk in to the servo Im removing my wallet, as I approach the counter, Im pulling out the cash.
I look up and the chick behind the counter proceeds to tell me she will not serve me if I dont take the skid lid off.

I said "Oh, is gas free today?"

NO! Take the helmet off, didnt you see the sign on the door. Staff might think your going to rob us.

I said "and make a fast get away on a scoota? With company sign writting on it and me. How many times have you heard of someone robing a servo with their wallet and a $5 note?"

I dont care take off the helmet.

I said "I dont think your going to be any happier if I do, are you sure."

YES TAKE IT OFF (I rearly hear a woman say these words, in hind site I should have started striping).

OK I says. The problem being, I always wear a balaclava under my lid (easyer that cleaning the lid).

So here I am standing at the counter in the servo with a balaclava on.
And I say "ARE YOU HAPPY NOW!!!!!!!"

All so I could give her a $5 note.

And as for the bank, they just lock ya between the glass doors....


PS, Does For Sex also include when your getting screwed by the cops?

you should've written down your name and address and told her to bill you for the $5

[Skyryder]

Use to keep it on for sex just in case I needed a fast getaway.

Skyryder

[Goddess of Goof]

Do they have signs banning hoodies?

Recently in the South Auckland Courier there was an article about banning hoodies in Malls. Apparently WestField in Australia have signs banning hoodies covering heads and faces inside the Malls. How this ties in with our PC acceptance of Muslim veiled women, I do not know, but,
I digress....

The article was discussing the pros and cons of doing the same here.

With all the South Auckland youth and gang problems, it seems to be something they want to do.

I don't think it is worth much myself.

If people want to commit a Mall heist they will carry in masks or balaclavas - whip them on - and commit the crime anyway....and be filmed on the perimeter surveillance camera....stupid maniacs without Mana