View Poll Results: I leave my Lid on :

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  • For the Dairy

    53 46.49%
  • For the Petrol Station

    80 70.18%
  • For the Bank

    14 12.28%
  • For a Passport Photo

    12 10.53%
  • For a PTA meeting

    10 8.77%
  • For a Job Interview

    14 12.28%
  • For a First Date

    16 14.04%
  • For Sex

    43 37.72%
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Thread: Taking yer Lid off for shops

  1. #1
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    Taking yer Lid off for shops

    roll up to the bp, move on over to the atm. (spotted the cop at the pump when I had rolled in) anyway pump my card into the machine and see the cop aproaching me out of the corner of my eye, im all cool and stuff.

    excuse me, when you walk into a petrol station you should take your helmet off.
    ahh yeah I come here all the time these guys know me
    yeah but cops around here might think your robbing the place
    ahh yeah whatever mate, you need me to take it off now?
    mumble mumble couldnt hear him
    look at my machine it wasnt giving me my cash.
    some shit about camera's
    wave him off yeah yeah and take my lid of for his pleasure. promtly go to licquor store next to it and buy my beer with lid on.

    I mean, he wasnt a dick or anything, reasonably good guy for a cop.

    Do you bother taking your lid off? I never get asked to except once at my local BP the day after they were robbed. cept well ill take it off at banks I guess.
    I only posted this because of the global economic crisis

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    i get aksed its the tats and dreads and cos im black you should a nutted him with yor lid

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    I got a mirrored visor so she wouldnt get turned off during sex

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    hell man .. the ASB on the corner or K rd & Queen gave me shit about my Oakley's

    then when i took them off the tosser asked...

    "Jeeze.. what happened to your eye..?"

    " i asked some cunt to take his shades off one day.."


    EDIT: for those who dont know, i am missing an eye due to a freak sissors/ running accident when i was younger
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    I only am allowed to have mine when I go into the superrrrrrrrrrrrrrrmarket because they all love me, all the rest are like HEY YOU FUCKEN MIDGET WITH THE SEXY BIKE HOW COME YOU RIDE THAT ON YOUR LEARNERS ARE YOU CHEATING HOW MUCH WAS IT WHERE IS THE WALL HAX< DOES IT FLOAT DOES IT EAT BABIES

    HELL YES IT EATS BABIES BITCH NOW TOUCH IT GOOOOODDDD


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    Quote Originally Posted by John
    I only am allowed to have mine when I go into the superrrrrrrrrrrrrrrmarket because they all love me, all the rest are like HEY YOU FUCKEN MIDGET WITH THE SEXY BIKE HOW COME YOU RIDE THAT ON YOUR LEARNERS ARE YOU CHEATING HOW MUCH WAS IT WHERE IS THE WALL HAX< DOES IT FLOAT DOES IT EAT BABIES

    HELL YES IT EATS BABIES BITCH NOW TOUCH IT GOOOOODDDD
    timmay.........

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    Yeah of course I leave my lid on for sex ... but only when we're doing it on the back seat of the bike (thank God for the centre stand)
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    Wasnt there another thread about this?
    I dont take my lid off at my usual local servo, as I know the staff. At other places I normally do, but not always.
    Experience......something you get just after you needed it

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    The dudes at my local petrol station see me often enough and I haven't held them up for cash yet. :spudguita
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    Queer Retarded Fags I think.

    Isn't sniper one of those?

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    Looks like Hitcher only takes his off when he's on TV.


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    Quote Originally Posted by NordieBoy
    Looks like Hitcher only takes his off when he's on TV.

    I bet his wife forces him to keep it on
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    I always take my lid off when I stop... I haver clostrephobia(sp) problems and I hate tight things around my neck and wrists (necklaces, watches, straps etc) and shite... yet I ride a bike, go figure

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    oh hell... I'm fucked

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    Always. My kids have worked at the local petrol stations and places and it is out of curtesy to the staff. Think about the other people in the shops as well. If you have had a gun in your face you will know what I mean. Your helmet on your head makes people nervous. Not a nice feeling. So for the sake of others just take them off. Please.

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    Arrow Paranoia is a biarch

    I go and get petrol from the local and they never ask me to take my lid off. Can't say Ive been asked to do it at any other petrol station in the naki either, but I guess if a place has been ripped off a few times then the paranoia is understandable. Got asked to not sit on the bike when filling it. I could understand the reasoning behind the request, but the attendant was being a arse about it and I told him to feck off and never went back to the petrol station again. If someone can be polite and let me know ehy its a good idea to do what is asked of me, then I don't have a problem with complying. But if they are carrying on like twats, then I'm just as likely to ignore them.
    Those who insist on perfect safety, don't have the balls to live in the real world.

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    Ok, get this, 2 years ago I used to ride full time delivering packages on a 110 scoota, Company logo all over me.
    I ride in to a bp for the big $5 full up, as I walk in to the servo Im removing my wallet, as I approach the counter, Im pulling out the cash.
    I look up and the chick behind the counter proceeds to tell me she will not serve me if I dont take the skid lid off.

    I said "Oh, is gas free today?"

    NO! Take the helmet off, didnt you see the sign on the door. Staff might think your going to rob us.

    I said "and make a fast get away on a scoota? With company sign writting on it and me. How many times have you heard of someone robing a servo with their wallet and a $5 note?"

    I dont care take off the helmet.

    I said "I dont think your going to be any happier if I do, are you sure."

    YES TAKE IT OFF (I rearly hear a woman say these words, in hind site I should have started striping).

    OK I says. The problem being, I always wear a balaclava under my lid (easyer that cleaning the lid).

    So here I am standing at the counter in the servo with a balaclava on.
    And I say "ARE YOU HAPPY NOW!!!!!!!"

    All so I could give her a $5 note.

    And as for the bank, they just lock ya between the glass doors....


    PS, Does For Sex also include when your getting screwed by the cops?

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