Pajero......the truth is out.

**moko** · 22nd February 2004, 05:17

I keep seeing stuff on here about Pajero`s.Well in Europe they`re called "Shoguns",possibly because in Spain "Pajero" is a slang word meaning "Wanker".
Then there`s the Toyota MR2 which when said by a Frenchman sounds like "merde",or "shit",so that one got re-badged over there.
coincidence or just realisation by the car makers as to who drives their stuff?

**Two Smoker** · 22nd February 2004, 07:47

Originally Posted by moko

coincidence or just realisation by the car makers as to who drives their stuff?

Complete realisation, not so sure about the MR2, i haven't had any bad experiences with them. But the Pajero..... that's almost a daily occurrence, if they aren't right on your tail light, they are cutting you off or pushing into your lane when your right next to them

The drivers of those cars must be like

.

**Redstar** · 22nd February 2004, 20:51

Toyota Emina has to take the biscuit? you wouldnt want one of those babies up yur bum

**Hitcher** · 23rd February 2004, 10:15

My theory is that the Japanese car makers have got a random word generator that produces English-looking words to go on the bums of their vehicles. I fully expect to one day be stopped at the lights behind a Honda Orgasm, or a Mazda Clitoris...

**moko** · 23rd February 2004, 10:22

Originally Posted by Hitcher

I fully expect to one day be stopped at the lights behind a Honda Orgasm, or a Mazda Clitoris...

Over here the Ford Escort XR3i was known in "impolite circles" as the clitoris car "because every c***s got one",very sophisticated people the English.

**Hitcher** · 23rd February 2004, 11:28

Originally Posted by moko

Over here the Ford Escort XR3i was known in "impolite circles" as the clitoris car "because every c***s got one",very sophisticated people the English.

New Zealanders have their moments with impoliteness as well. One of my personal favourites is the term "Mermaids" to describe members of the constabulary on weighbridge duty (C***s with scales).

**Deano** · 23rd February 2004, 11:41

Originally Posted by Hitcher

New Zealanders have their moments with impoliteness as well. One of my personal favourites is the term "Mermaids" to describe members of the constabulary on weighbridge duty (C***s with scales).

While we're on this thread......

What animal has a c**t halfway up its back ?...A police horse.

Whats the difference between a police car and a pair of panties ?....You only get one c**t in a pair of panties.

**Hitcher** · 23rd February 2004, 11:49

Oh dear, what have I started???

**Motu** · 23rd February 2004, 12:43

I got my Pajero (well,two actualy) because I wanted a vehicle with my name on it - nearly going,just a few more days and I'll be out there in it.It may take me a few days to get the hang of it,but I look forward to taking out every squid bike I see...bump,bump - wow,that's the 2nd Ninja today! tomorrow I'll try for Fireblades!

The Japs have a thing about the English language - they think it looks cool and write all sorts of crap that makes no sense...to us at least. Check out the spare wheel cover on a Rav4....although I think it's a good statement of the inteligence of the driver.

We had a tyre once we kept for a laugh - it was called a Tomato...and around the sidewall were words saying - Tomato boys and girls like to have fun...and on like that,total gibberish - it was written in English you see.

**Lou Girardin** · 23rd February 2004, 18:15

Motu is getting a split personality, 4wd pilot and biker. Somethings got to give!
Lou

**wkid_one** · 23rd February 2004, 18:20

Originally Posted by Redstar

Toyota Emina has to take the biscuit? you wouldnt want one of those babies up yur bum

I believe you are referring to an Enema??? Close tho

**spudchucka** · 23rd February 2004, 18:41

Originally Posted by Deano

While we're on this thread......

What animal has a c**t halfway up its back ?...A police horse.

Whats the difference between a police car and a pair of panties ?....You only get one c**t in a pair of panties.

Your wit borders upon pure genious!!

As the saying goes, "at least c**ts are usefull".

**Big Dog** · 24th February 2004, 19:01

Originally Posted by Motu

The Japs have a thing about the English language - they think it looks cool and write all sorts of crap that makes no sense...to us at least. Check out the spare wheel cover on a Rav4....although I think it's a good statement of the inteligence of the driver.

Whats it say? (for those of us who when we see a 4wd are looking mainly for escape routes.)

**moko** · 24th February 2004, 19:14

Originally Posted by Motu

The Japs have a thing about the English language - they think it looks cool and write all sorts of crap that makes no sense...to us at least. .

Weirdest thing I`ve ever seen from the Japs is the advice given in the Fazer handbook not to park it in a stable "because of the effects of Ammonia",the mind boggles.