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  1. 15th November 2005, 19:01 #46
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    Quote Originally Posted by MSTRS
    Ah, what the fuck was that??
    Mayor of Hiroshima
    You missed the rest:

    "Where the fuck is all this water coming from?"
    - Captain of the Titanic

    "That's not a real fucking gun."
    - John Lennon

    "Who's gonna fucking find out?"
    - Richard Nixon

    "Heads are going to fucking roll."
    - Anne Boleyn

    "Let the fucking woman drive."
    - Commander of Space Shuttle Challenger

    "Any fucking idiot could understand that."
    - Albert Einstein

    "It does so fucking look like her!"
    - Picasso

    "How the fuck did you work that out?"
    - Pythagoras

    "You want what on the fucking ceiling?"
    - Michaelangelo

    "Fuck a duck."
    - Walt Disney

    "Why?- Because its fucking there!"
    - Edmund Hilary

    "I don't suppose its gonna fucking rain?"
    - Joan of Arc

    "Scattered fucking showers my ass."
    - Noah

    "I need this parade like I need a fucking hole in my head."
    - John F. Kennedy
    Remember to never split an infinitive. The passive voice should never be used. Do not put statements in the negative form. Proofread carefully to see if you words out. And don't start a sentence with a conjugation. (William Safire)
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    This world has lost it's drive, everybody just wants to fit in the be the norm as it were.
    Quote Originally Posted by Phil Vincent
    The manufacturers go to a lot of trouble to find out what the average rider prefers, because the maker who guesses closest to the average preference gets the largest sales. But the average rider is mainly interested in silly (as opposed to useful) “goodies” to try to kid the public that he is riding a racer
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    My favourite dying words were those of Dutch Schultz

    You can read them for yourself here
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    Quote Originally Posted by Ghost Lemur
    My favourite dying words were those of Dutch Schultz

    You can read them for yourself here
    That was creepy! Drugs, chemical/mental imbalance, or demon possession...not sure???
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  7. 15th November 2005, 22:11 #52
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    Quote Originally Posted by Ghost Lemur
    My favourite dying words were those of Dutch Schultz

    You can read them for yourself here
    If I was the detective I would have just shot him again myself - about half way through. Woulda saved a lot of trouble.
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    "wonder where the momma bear is?"

    "hold my beer and watch this"

    "i regret nothing"

    "its just a flesh wound"

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    • Leonardo da Vinci: artist, inventor:
    "I have offended God and mankind because my work did not reach the quality it should have."
    • W.C. Fields: writer, actor:
    "God damn the whole friggin' world and everyone in it but you, Carlotta."
    • Benito Mussolini, before execution by Italian partisans:
    "Shoot me in the chest!"
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