L Plate Cop…. Both Brain & Balls

**S&S** · 15th November 2005, 12:01

L Plate Cop…. Both Brain & Balls

Sunday arvo, back roads of Red Hills Rd, Kumeu, 4 bikers hit the sweepers & straights to finish off a brilliant weekend of riding, meeting Charlie Boorman, & BBT.

During the arvo ride, the rain comes down but doesn’t deter the 4 keen kb’ers from the sights of Hellensvile.

10 mins into the ride, Dynamytus50, “ L Plate Cop” comes sweeping around a sharp left hander & into a 1 km straight, starts to open up his little blue beast & make it scream, but buttons off behind a cage “lovely lady car driver” that decides to over take a cyclist at 120km plus in a 100km zone “in the wet”, once in front of the cyclist this “lovely lady car driver’ hits the anchors as hard as possible to turn into her driveway, & all in the mean time cutting the cyclist & “L Plate Cop” off in the wet. With hard breaking by the cyclist & 20 years experience under his belt avoids the interview with the side of the cage, but Dynamytus50 “4 week Learner” on the other hand has now lost all options of swerving or breaking his little blue beast of a GSX on the wet roads only too become a permanent fixture on the back of her car.

Or not…..

He breaks hard while keeping control, no where to go, decides to dump his bike on its side & follow it in to the unknown & hoping all the while his bike will slow quicker than the traction of the tires, the bike & coppa slow enough to let idiot lady pull into the drive while he continues narrowly past the back of the car & continues for another 20 meters down the road until slowing to a stop just before a welcoming lamp post.

Dynamytus50, L Plate Rider should hense fourth be called, “Super Cop”

“All with the permission of Dynamytus50”

Rest up Ben.... hope ya feel better soon

Sorry about ya little blue beast

**Waylander** · 15th November 2005, 12:04

Does said stupid lady now own a car that resembles the one in the "can we just be friends" thread?

**N4CR** · 15th November 2005, 12:08

Originally Posted by Waylander

Does said stupid lady now own a car that resembles the one in the "can we just be friends" thread?

Dunno if you can cover them in tickets that thickly but it would sure look good.

Hope she gets the book thrown at her

Sorry to hear bout that dynamite, ya seem like a good guy!

**DemonWolf** · 15th November 2005, 12:11

Interesting to hear what comes out of this for the 'lovely lady car driver'... Hope Dynamytus50 heals quickly (Hope the injuries are only minor!) and gets his bike back on the road...

**SlowHand** · 15th November 2005, 12:23

Was this on Nixon rd? I remember driving past seeing 4 bikes, thought something came loose or something. doh. shoulda stopped.

Get well soon.

**Sniper** · 15th November 2005, 13:08

Bugger, hope he heals up soon.

Little old lady should be bloody injured!

**Lou Girardin** · 15th November 2005, 14:13

Originally Posted by Dynamytus50

Thanks mate, i have been hobbling around Takapuna all day, went and saw a movie with a mate....but right now i wish i was out riding :-(

post the pics up of the crash if you can sometime when you get home Si..

Im just glad i spent so much on getting decent gear, need a new lid but my leather jacket,draggin jeans, knee protectors, boots and gloves are all ok...just been "seasoned" now, pretty good for a 100k slide i thought!

stupid cage drivers!

Welcome to our world. Will you and her be meeting in a place of justice?

**Cibby** · 15th November 2005, 14:16

hahahahhahahahahha

Good effort ben...

4 week learner aye/

You will be up to The_Dovers level in no time if you keep that up !!

**ducatilover** · 15th November 2005, 14:20

shit dude too many crashes, its like we're being hunted [well i was just being a twat when i crashed but hey im 16 right?] good to hear that you didnt hit that bloody cage....fuken cages....

**Pathos** · 15th November 2005, 14:37

Shit you've only been at it for 4 weeks?

hell I probably would have just ran into the back of her without time to think...

**inlinefour** · 15th November 2005, 17:21

Hope your riding again really soon and not too sore from the experience.

**Riff Raff** · 15th November 2005, 17:34

Hey Ben, hope you're feeling better. How bad is your bike?

**Rashika** · 15th November 2005, 18:18

well what a shit of a thing to happen mate... bummer and damn bummer

**metric** · 15th November 2005, 18:35

Originally Posted by Dynamytus50

Hmm could look at doing her for dangerous or careless but its a bit iffy because i have a natural bias against her and there are no independant witnesses (no other people who saw it who dont know either of us - apart from the cyclist who i was in too much pain to bother getting the details of..) and the way the media is today they could put a really bad spin on it. I will have to think about it.

Nah go for it... she deserves it! idiots like that will never learn otherwise

Originally Posted by Dynamytus50

Im a little gutted as shes a 2002 done 8000k..got her for 3,900 dont think i will get that same deal. I will probably go to a CBR or ZXR next...need a new lid as well as thats not covered by the insurance and it got a fair whack...

It sucks so much having to use four wheels and not two

Go the ZXR route... I've had mine about 6 weeks - it RULES!!!

Good luck getting back on the road mate...