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  1. 17th November 2005, 11:16 #16
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    Quote Originally Posted by NC
    Speaking fo Tui ads, has anyone seen that one that sez

    "I colour my hair ginger for the ladies"


    Yeah, that one's been on the Northwestern for ages. Now it says:
    "Sorry, no partners invited to the work Christmas do this year" or something like that...

    So, who was volunteering to take my sister for a ride...?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Keystone19

    So, who was volunteering to take my sister for a ride...?

    Juzzer - but insist he wears the gay 80's leathers. She'll be safe then.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Big Dave
    Juzzer - but insist he wears the gay 80's leathers. She'll be safe then.
    Unless she likes bogans
    The world will look up and shout "Save Us!", and I'll whisper "no"
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    Quote Originally Posted by Keystone19
    So, who was volunteering to take my sister for a ride...?
    What's her MILF status?
    We're all fucked. I'm fucked. You're fucked. The whole department is fucked. It's the biggest cock-up ever. We're all completely fucked.
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    My favourite is,

    Oooops sorry, wrong hole...... yeah right


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    Quote Originally Posted by ScumKiller2
    My favourite is,

    Oooops sorry, wrong hole...... yeah right


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    Random, very random :spudbn:
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    Quote Originally Posted by Keystone19
    After starting riding motorbikes just a little while ago, I thought I'd done a good job of convincing the extended family that it was all for a good cause.

    Then I received this from my sister:
    *nipples perk up*
    someone say SILF?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Str8 Jacket
    , you've gotta love and respect your family but it seems as though they dont respect your decision to ride and that makes things really hard!
    Tell em "love me....love my bike - it's who I am"
    Experience......something you get just after you needed it
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    Quote Originally Posted by sels1
    Tell em "love me....love my bike - it's who I am"
    yeah, its a hard one. My dad rode bikes for most of his life and he used to pack me and my lil bro into his sidecar when we where young, its funny how his views have changed. I often wonder if its because he did many a stupid thing on his bike in his younger years and worries that I will too? Peoples fears have to stem form somewhere....
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    Quote Originally Posted by Big Dave
    Juzzer - but insist he wears the gay 80's leathers. She'll be safe then.
    Ohh yes, the gay leathers...

    I'll be sure to mention those to her...
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    Quote Originally Posted by Big Dave
    Juzzer - but insist he wears the gay 80's leathers. She'll be safe then.
    What ever it takes i'm there....
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    Quote Originally Posted by Keystone19
    Ohh yes, the gay leathers...

    I'll be sure to mention those to her...
    You miss them baby? - If i ask the new owner i'm sure i can get them out of retirement Anything for the cause......
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    Quote Originally Posted by NC
    Unless she likes bogans
    I don't need the gay leathers to be a bogan
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    Quote Originally Posted by Keystone19
    Actually guys, it's all good. It was a p/t on the part of my sister. I think she would love to ride too...
    Yeah, that's how I read it. Perceptive woman, your sister!
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    Quote Originally Posted by juzzer
    You miss them baby? - If i ask the new owner i'm sure i can get them out of retirement Anything for the cause......
    Ooh, yeah baby...

    I love them leathers, remind me of them thar good ol' days...
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