Convincing the family

NC · 17th November 2005, 16:28

Originally Posted by juzzer

I don't need the gay leathers to be a bogan

Sez he who doesn't live in West Auckland or Wainuiomata.. If you were really a "true" bogan you'd put in the hard yards and live in one of the designated bogan habitats. Where the mullet can grow free and the jandles never slip off and your nuts never hang out of your shorts when you sit down.

**SlowHand** · 17th November 2005, 17:49

no, NC - all that stuff happens here, its just accepted behaviour. Only diff is Jandal's grow titanium toe sliders.

So whats the deal. SILF getting Juzzered or Stratised?

**NhuanH** · 17th November 2005, 17:54

Originally Posted by NC

Sez he who doesn't live in West Auckland or Wainuiomata.. If you were really a "true" bogan you'd put in the hard yards and live in one of the designated bogan habitats. Where the mullet can grow free and the jandles never slip off and your nuts never hang out of your shorts when you sit down.

did someone say mullet AND jandals in the same post..........

Balmoral reprazent!

[edit]oh yeh, notice, even with the stubbies, nuttage is well contained.

**juzzer** · 17th November 2005, 18:01

Originally Posted by Strat

no, NC - all that stuff happens here, its just accepted behaviour. Only diff is Jandal's grow titanium toe sliders.

So whats the deal. SILF getting Juzzered or Stratised?

Hate to say it, but i might have to let you play as i might not be in the country to offer my SILF services

**SlowHand** · 17th November 2005, 18:06

nuttage? do they hang lower than your truncheon? or is it next to Crashe's one in her garage?

**RantyDave** · 17th November 2005, 18:29

Cool. With free "Tui" template. There's gonna be a few of these....

Dave

**Will** · 17th November 2005, 18:51

Originally Posted by Str8 Jacket

yeah, its a hard one. My dad rode bikes for most of his life and he used to pack me and my lil bro into his sidecar when we where young, its funny how his views have changed. I often wonder if its because he did many a stupid thing on his bike in his younger years and worries that I will too? Peoples fears have to stem form somewhere....

My Dad is still alive and when I visit him (600Ks away) I often get "Oh, you didn't come on the bike this time". Our family tradition is to always have a bike of some sort in the garge. He is too old to even get his leg over my latest bike. But he still appreciates them.

I did some stupid things but he never said anything against riding bikes. And I know that he worries but after 50 years of having this daughter, he knows that if he said anything
1. I wouldn't listen
2. I would then recite to him his experiences, both before my time and during.

Instead we both look at my brother and laugh about his experiences ( and yes there is a bike in his garge too)

BIKES ARE IN THE BLOOD

**Mental Trousers** · 17th November 2005, 18:58

I just do my Super Derogatory Man act and put down car drivers as people who have to be locked in a cage cos they're a danger to themselves and everyone else, how cars are a supreme waste of money, natural resources and are seriously inefficient. How car drivers are people who have to be propped up, theres never any parking cos they're all selfish pricks who wont car pool ....... you get the picture.

You have to hurl all of that at them with extreme passion and massive loathing for all things car related and just beat them over the head with arguments against driving and eventually they can't say a damn thing except "they're still dangerous", at which point you throw some physics at them and show how a bike inherently wants to stand up, not fall over etc, and how much you know about how to ride safely, your understanding of the principles a bike works on etc. Show them how much you know about bikes and point out how little they know about how cars work.