Litre bike rider? You have a small penis. Alledgedly.

**Badcat** · 17th November 2005, 13:05

van van ...........

**madboy** · 17th November 2005, 13:07

Originally Posted by Str8 Jacket

Gee, if I was a guy i'd be flattered by this statement.... riding a 150 and all.

I thought you needed to make up for small whatzits... when does the gixxer thou arrive?

**Lou Girardin** · 17th November 2005, 13:11

Mine must be counter-sunk then, I've got a 1200.

**Biff** · 17th November 2005, 13:12

If this claim is, in fact, true - then that must mean that Lou, Sarge and the rest of the bikie shop workers here have to check out the 'tools' of each perspective purchaser of motormacycles before allowing them to purchase a litre bike, doesn't it?

**bugjuice** · 17th November 2005, 13:17

how gay is that...

what about the Rocket and Honda Dune riders etc?

**SPORK** · 17th November 2005, 13:18

Originally Posted by bugjuice

how gay is that...

what about the Rocket and Honda Dune riders etc?

"Females"

tenlettersmyarse

**thehollowmen** · 17th November 2005, 13:20

Originally Posted by Blackbird

Oh, I thought that "the mine's bigger than yours" syndrome was peculiar to GSX-R riders (or perhaps mandatory)

but the problem with that is the GSXR 600 is bigger than the GSXR1000 ... so a bigger bike ain't the bigger engine.. which rider has the bigger penis? I wanna know it will improve my chances tonight.

**Jonty** · 17th November 2005, 13:21

probably some truth in that

. Some of those 1000cc seats are very small and on a hell of an angle. You would need very good positioning if you were errr, on the large side (hence my CBR600 nanna seat

).

**Lou Girardin** · 17th November 2005, 13:26

Originally Posted by Biff

If this claim is, in fact, true - then that must mean that Lou, Sarge and the rest of the bikie shop workers here have to check out the 'tools' of each perspective purchaser of motormacycles before allowing them to purchase a litre bike, doesn't it?

I don't know about sarge and co, but we don't do shortarm inspections at AMPS.
Come to think of it, I'm sure sarge was paying far too much attention to my crutch area when I ordered the Bandit.

**R1** · 17th November 2005, 13:43

But I thought you needed big balls to ride a litre bike to its limmit?

Thats why I thought chicks never raced in super bikes...NO BALLS..

**chris** · 17th November 2005, 13:56

Me thinks thou lot doth protest too much....

**Mental Trousers** · 17th November 2005, 13:59

Originally Posted by R1Aaron

But I thought you needed big balls to ride a litre bike to its limmit?

Thats why I thought chicks never raced in super bikes...NO BALLS..

Chicks aren't compensating for having a small one. Chicks can get all the balls they want/need/can handle 24/7. Hence there's no need to ride a gixxer thou

**jrandom** · 17th November 2005, 14:05

Um.

Apart from the fact that we all now know that Biff can't spell 'allegedly', what is the point of this thread?

I find it difficult to believe that the hoary old 'big bikes, small willies' correlation really gets anyone going these days.

Maybe Mrs Biff's been holding out recently.

Oh dear.

Won't someone please think of the children?

**R1** · 17th November 2005, 14:05

I'm not worried, my bike is 998cc..
and I have a 250mx bike...so does this make me in between? or do I add the lot up and become a woman??

And I would like to see the guy that rekons litre bike riders have small peckers tell that to the entire superbike field....