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Thread: Litre bike rider? You have a small penis. Alledgedly.

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    Id be concerned for all those young boys riding 250's (or lower), always eyeing the neighbours K5/R1/ZX10 etc......
    .... This means you like men with small dicks
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    I wonder if that means it will grow if i go back to a 750? somehow i doubt it as i had a sit on a 50cc scooter today and it still felt normal hahahahaha.

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    Recognise jealousy Ladies and Gentleman. If you have the money you buy the best........simple innit.

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    What a load crap, who cares, ride what you want to ride.

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    Last time I checked, big penis or not, ladies avoid guys on scooters... I'll stick to my 750 for the moment.
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    I'll post in here 'cause everyone else is. And to say something equally useless like, having a 2 stroke means you've got inflamed testicles.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Fish
    You only get one free shot, though...
    Pffft

    I take it you charge for group shots?
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    Quote Originally Posted by inlinefour
    its not what you have, but how you use it that matters.
    aint that what fellers with small ones say?






    pt

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    Why, would you know?


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    its not true....i have a 650 [not that big right??] and my cock is only one inch






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    guys - i never noticed it before but .....

    YOU ARE RIGHT!!

    my bike is 1000cc - i read this thread, laughed [as you do] then
    ......... checked my penis for reassurance [as you ALSO do]
    and ------ AND ---- -- erm --- I DON'T SEEM TO HAVE
    A PENIS??????????????????

    argggggggggggggghhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by R1Aaron
    aint that what fellers with small ones say?






    pt
    sounds like you might know a bit about it though.







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    Quote Originally Posted by SARGE
    yea Biff..


    your Boss Hawg is still on the way.. hey are looking at retrofittong a Viper Engine in it for you..





    yea Lou.. i was gona suggest an M109 1800 cc bike but they wont be in stock till April..
    Too small, I've got the Rocket now. 2.3 litres of shrivelled manhood.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Monsterbishi
    Last time I checked, big penis or not, ladies avoid guys on scooters... I'll stick to my 750 for the moment.
    There's another reason for that. Apparently their dicks are huge, they just prefer other avenues.
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    Im fascinated there are so many unrelated matters out there that relate back to the size of a mans cock!! Now we all know scientists reckon you blokes have a sexual thought every few seconds, and we dont need the scientists to tell us cause all you guys are doing a splended job telling us at every opportunity yourselves. And the arguements are always surrounded with mistery because you fellas hide ya goods in ya pants, leaving it all to a guessing game all the time. Not like us girls, who proudly wear our balls on our chest, geeeeeeeeeees
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