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    Quote Originally Posted by Duc-Gurl
    Not like us girls, who proudly wear our balls on our chest, geeeeeeeeeees
    As distinct from on your chin?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Biff
    Ozzie bike mag Dirt Action has an interview with some off road wannabe named Scott Bishop. Amongst much of the shite he spouts in November's edition of the mag', he says:

    "It must be said the capacity of your bike says something about the size of your manhood. The bigger the bike, the smaller the man"

    "1000cc blokes are nancy boys"

    Ok Scott - you just keep on mud wrestling with your 'friends' mate.
    Jealousy is prevalent. What a dick.
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    No pun intended?

    As for us riders on wee little 250's its not like some of us choose to ride one just gota get the damn full licence thing first . I wouldn't mind comprimising my manhood for a bigger bike, after all some say riding is better than sex anyway... or is it?

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    Arrow OK, had a ride on Sensei's GSXR today.

    Must say the riding position was rather comfortable on it. So much grunt that I could easily get into trouble onit. Handling was not as nice as a smaller bike though, no surprises there and the fact that I was taking it easy as it was not my bike. Now one could say that the riding comfort was due to the bike, some here would probably say that my wanger shrunk due to the bigger bike I was riding. All I could say is yeeha and hold on.
    Those who insist on perfect safety, don't have the balls to live in the real world.

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    Awww damn, that means I'm stuck under 250cc, even once I get my full


    That's probably why they got rid of the 500 MX class

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    Some people just have got too much time and energy to argue these silly issues!!! Get out there and enjoy the speed and the thrill............

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    Quote Originally Posted by inlinefour
    Handling was not as nice as a smaller bike though,
    Interesting that this point of view should arrise again.

    Inline, you do know Senseis bike is lighter than yours don't you?
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    Quote Originally Posted by avgas
    Id be concerned for all those young boys riding 250's (or lower), always eyeing the neighbours K5/R1/ZX10 etc......
    .... This means you like men with small dicks
    well i guess if you're going to get into men (or vice versa) it's the lesser of two evils
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    Arrow It is???

    Quote Originally Posted by White trash
    Interesting that this point of view should arrise again.

    Inline, you do know Senseis bike is lighter than yours don't you?
    Did not feel lighter at all, much bigger though. I can't say I know WT, I'd have to take your word for that one. Sensei says his is 165kg and my book says my bike is 163kg (dry weight). It sure felt a whole heap different with me much happier on the Honda. Although the first thing I said to Sensei was, "this bike is f$%king nuts" with a big grin.
    Those who insist on perfect safety, don't have the balls to live in the real world.

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    Quote Originally Posted by speights_bud
    No pun intended?

    As for us riders on wee little 250's its not like some of us choose to ride one just gota get the damn full licence thing first . I wouldn't mind comprimising my manhood for a bigger bike, after all some say riding is better than sex anyway... or is it?
    when you fall off a bike at full speed you get hurt more.....in the long run falling off a woman is a wee bit different.....or screaming a different name.......but the name thing is fun to do
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    Ha...Thats true but life is full horrible choices sometimes Merv. Then sometimes just plain stuff happens... and then some more stuff happens.....




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    Quote Originally Posted by inlinefour
    All I could say is yeeha and hold on.
    ummmm to the bike you mean?
    Quote Originally Posted by Paul in NZ View Post
    Ha...Thats true but life is full horrible choices sometimes Merv. Then sometimes just plain stuff happens... and then some more stuff happens.....




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    Arrow Yea.

    Quote Originally Posted by ducatilover
    ummmm to the bike you mean?
    Got me there, yea quite right, to the bike. although I felt much happier hoping back on mine and more determined to lean through the courners more after being on Sensei's motorcycle.
    Those who insist on perfect safety, don't have the balls to live in the real world.

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    i dont know if i want a litre bike. unless its a gsxr thou k5 cos they are fucken small
    Quote Originally Posted by Paul in NZ View Post
    Ha...Thats true but life is full horrible choices sometimes Merv. Then sometimes just plain stuff happens... and then some more stuff happens.....




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    i dont know if i want a litre bike. unless its a gsxr thou k5 cos they are fucken small kinda goes with the whole theme of my penis.....
    Quote Originally Posted by Paul in NZ View Post
    Ha...Thats true but life is full horrible choices sometimes Merv. Then sometimes just plain stuff happens... and then some more stuff happens.....




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    Fuck, I may have a small cock but I've got 100kg to drive it home with.

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