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    Quote Originally Posted by Lou Girardin
    There's another reason for that. Apparently their dicks are huge, they just prefer other avenues.


    dont you mean " highway's?"


    the back way into Hershey?
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    Quote Originally Posted by SARGE
    dont you mean " highway's?"


    the back way into Hershey?
    That's the one, dirt road all the way.
    Speed doesn't kill people.
    Stupidity kills people.

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    So a girl that rides a 1000c has a small set of titties or a small Vag?
    The world will look up and shout "Save Us!", and I'll whisper "no"

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    Quote Originally Posted by NC
    So a girl that rides a 1000c has a small set of titties or a small Vag?
    And you ride a 400?
    Speed doesn't kill people.
    Stupidity kills people.

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    Quote Originally Posted by NC
    small Vag?
    but thats a good thing is it not? compared with what the blokes recieve on buying a 1ltr toy

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    Quote Originally Posted by Blackbird
    Oh, I thought that "the mine's bigger than yours" syndrome was peculiar to GSX-R riders (or perhaps mandatory)
    coming from someone who rides a blackbird, the very personification of the "mines bigger,faster" war between the japanese four. Is a bit rich don't you think.

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    Quote Originally Posted by SARGE
    dont you mean " highway's?"

    Biff waits for some anally retentive individual to highlight a fellow KBers grammatical error.

    No? Good, they must have finally got a life.


    Quote Originally Posted by dawnrazor
    coming from someone who rides a blackbird, the very personification of the "mines bigger,faster" war between the japanese four. Is a bit rich don't you think.
    Yeah Geoff. You tell him Mr Razor.
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    well my wife begs to differ. and i've got 1300cc...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lou Girardin
    And you ride a 400?
    I have big tits... and a 400


    But if you ride a Busa, everyone knows you have balls.....
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    Quote Originally Posted by NC
    I have big tits... and a 400


    But if you ride a Busa, everyone knows you have balls.....

    Fuck, has anyone told QkChk?? Or more importantly has anyone told Custard!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by NC
    I have big tits... and a 400
    BS - Photos please.
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    Quote Originally Posted by NC
    I have big tits... and a 400.....
    Hmm still need another 600 before you get a small dick - boy I bet that'll impress you!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by NC
    So a girl that rides a 1000c has a small set of titties and a small Vag?
    Quote Originally Posted by NC
    I have big tits... and a 400
    Extrapolating these two comments is rather disturbing to say the least

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    Quote Originally Posted by NC
    I have big tits... and a 400


    But if you ride a Busa, everyone knows you have balls.....
    Ruth, what is the A100 doing for you?

    railway tunnel

    (runs and hides)

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    I have carried out careful analysis of the correlation between appendage size and motor capacity.
    I don't want to go into the maths here as it is a bit too complicated for the layman except to say that it proves conclusively that the perfect capacity compromise between having to ride a small bike to advertise one's manhood (usually because one is not immediately attractive to the opposite sex but has a large member) and a large bike to exaggerate one's proportions was 888cc.
    Owners of a bike with such a capacity are invariably found to satisfy the ladies in all respects.
    And blow me down...guess what......
    ...she took the KT, and left me the Buell to ride....(Blues Brothers)

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