Oh, the humanity!Originally Posted by R1Aaron
I'll have mine with sage and onion gravy, then. Ta.
e mare libertas
Oh, the humanity!
I'll have mine with sage and onion gravy, then. Ta.
kiwibiker is full of love, an disrespect.
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It's not the size of the piston that matters... it's the stroke. Anyway if this was true we have have smaller dicks but our balls are REALLY big.
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Remember: "Size doesn't matter" - or so my wife says but I'm a bit worried about her muffled snigger.
i always though the size of the bike REFLECTED the size of the said appendage, not magnified it.
.........
I was going to say fuck the children but that sounded so so wrong
The metal is always nude.
At the end of the day, litre bike riders need a bike big and powerful enough to carry the massive appendage attached between their legs....
"...you meet the weirdest people riding a Guzzi !!..."
problem is aaron - you still did!
Deep in the heart...
That would be their arse then huh?At the end of the day, litre bike riders need a bike big and powerful enough to carry the massive appendage attached between their legs....
"If you can't laugh at yourself, you're just not paying attention!"
"There is no limit to dumb."
"Resolve to live with all your might while you do live, and as you shall wish you had done ten thousand years hence."
at least my arse is still attached to my seat......
and that's a pisstake btw.... sorry to hear bout your crash
Deep in the heart...
That would be from the swelling then huh?
Or is that from the dreaded DSB? (scary music sound)
deadly sperm buildup
I still like the old ones best,
Its not the size of the wave, its the motion of the ocean!
Its not the size of the nail that matters, its how hard you can hit it!
Anyone who says size doesnt matter, has a little dick!
When a woman says 'oh the size doesnt really matter', she lyin boy!
"If you can't laugh at yourself, you're just not paying attention!"
"There is no limit to dumb."
"Resolve to live with all your might while you do live, and as you shall wish you had done ten thousand years hence."
Guru
This is me maintaining a dignified silence :-0
Aargh, photos!
It true I tells you. Every litre bike rider tells me I ride like a girl and thats cause I have a bigger penis than them, so they are jealous
To every man upon this earth
Death cometh sooner or late
And how can a man die better
Than facing fearful odds
For the ashes of his fathers
And the temples of his Gods
Born to be mild
So what is a woman compensating for when she rides a 1 litre bike? ... or do women not worry about such things.
Grow older but never grow up
Jesus built my Gixxer
One look at the tyres tells the whole story....shredded rubber anyone???
Built for speed, not for comfort
unless you can prove it.
To goad pond life?
Hooked
Suxess
This weeks international insult is in Malayalam:
Thavalayolee
You Frog Fucker
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