Litre bike rider? You have a small penis. Alledgedly.

**ducatilover** · 17th November 2005, 21:00

Originally Posted by Macktheknife

When a woman says 'oh the size doesnt really matter', she lyin boy!

yup, or shes just tight as a nun

**speights_bud** · 17th November 2005, 21:46

Well by looking at the seating positions and their designs i have come to the conclusion that the 250 is more caring for the somewhat 'bigger' blokes who ride them, as for thy larger capacity bike it seems that one has little worth protecting, so design is said to be based on weight saving scheme.

What the heck you be the judge.

**skidMark** · 17th November 2005, 22:12

if the thread title is true what does that make me all i ride is 50 cc mini bikes...... oh the ice packs are melting im starting to block the sun sorry ive gotta change them to keep it under control

**skidMark** · 17th November 2005, 22:16

Originally Posted by ducatilover

yup, or shes just tight as a nun

a true classic my son

**DMNTD:Me** · 17th November 2005, 22:17

Mate I'm hung like a white man in a snow storm that means
Maybe I should be changing my name to Justin??

**scumdog** · 17th November 2005, 22:19

Originally Posted by Biff

Ozzie bike mag Dirt Action has an interview with some off road wannabe named Scott Bishop. Amongst much of the shite he spouts in November's edition of the mag', he says:

"It must be said the capacity of your bike says something about the size of your manhood. The bigger the bike, the smaller the man"

"1000cc blokes are nancy boys"

Ok Scott - you just keep on mud wrestling with your 'friends' mate.

Sort of comment from an insecure 80cc rider who can't handle anything bigger - his cock included!

**KLOWN** · 17th November 2005, 22:28

yay! I'm sweet. I ride a 150cc and before bikes i had a mini.

Any ladies want my number pm me (hehe)

**SPman** · 17th November 2005, 22:30

What a load of shit, this whole "litre bike riders have small dicks" presumption is!
Quite frankly, after the initial funny side (about umpteen years ago) that this generated, I find the whole thing a cop out!
Shitheads, who are scared by the whole concept of high power machinery, you actually have to have your wits about you to ride effectively, and who then disguise their inadequacies by overt sexual inuendo, are not actually worth listening to - except as a -" another fuckwit who shoots his mouth off before he engages his brain, because he is a cock!".
The size of the machine is bullshit! - so - is a Rocket 3 rider even more of a sexual inadequate - because he has 2.3 litres of pulsing power between his legs...!!!!!!
Lets face it - guys who shoot their mouths off about how shit hot they are on small machinery, and people on larger machinery are compensating, are themselves, sexually inadequate cocks, who are full of braggadoccio (sp), and are finding any excuse to make themselves appear better than they are.....by firing cheap shots that demean them, more than the intended targets!
Wankers!
SP

**crash harry** · 17th November 2005, 22:32

Does that mean when I upgraded from the 250 to the 900 my willy shrunk?

Oh well, it was worth it...

**SARGE** · 17th November 2005, 23:18

Originally Posted by Biff

If this claim is, in fact, true - then that must mean that Lou, Sarge and the rest of the bikie shop workers here have to check out the 'tools' of each perspective purchaser of motormacycles before allowing them to purchase a litre bike, doesn't it?

yea Biff..

your Boss Hawg is still on the way.. hey are looking at retrofittong a Viper Engine in it for you..

Originally Posted by Lou Girardin

I don't know about sarge and co, but we don't do shortarm inspections at AMPS.
Come to think of it, I'm sure sarge was paying far too much attention to my crutch area when I ordered the Bandit.

yea Lou.. i was gona suggest an M109 1800 cc bike but they wont be in stock till April..

**jrandom** · 18th November 2005, 08:22

Originally Posted by Biff

To goad pond life?

Nicely done.

You only get one free shot, though...

**inlinefour** · 18th November 2005, 15:00

Originally Posted by scumdog

Sort of comment from an insecure 80cc rider who can't handle anything bigger - his cock included!

I think SD has pretty much identified the actual point to this thread. Either way, bikes/dicks/bikes, its not what you have, but how you use it that matters. Anyone who can disagree, clearly has no idea.