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  1. 22nd November 2005, 13:52 #106
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    Quote Originally Posted by marty
    well my wife begs to differ. and i've got 1300cc...
    Her basis of comparison being..................................?
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  2. 22nd November 2005, 13:53 #107
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    Quote Originally Posted by idb
    I have carried out careful analysis of the correlation between appendage size and motor capacity.
    I don't want to go into the maths here as it is a bit too complicated for the layman except to say that it proves conclusively that the perfect capacity compromise between having to ride a small bike to advertise one's manhood (usually because one is not immediately attractive to the opposite sex but has a large member) and a large bike to exaggerate one's proportions was 888cc.
    Owners of a bike with such a capacity are invariably found to satisfy the ladies in all respects.
    And blow me down...guess what......
    Is the dick as reliable as the Duc?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Biff
    I didn't take offence. I'm just wondering how he knows these things....
    he simply checks out what they ride away on after a hard days work at the glory hole...
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  4. 22nd November 2005, 15:41 #109
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    Quote Originally Posted by Lou Girardin
    Is the dick as reliable as the Duc?
    Ya just gotta keep the maintenance up to them and they'll both go as hard as you like......
    ...she took the KT, and left me the Buell to ride....(Blues Brothers)
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  5. 22nd November 2005, 15:59 #110
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    its true , 1000cc = small willy
    two strokes is enuf for the more secure man
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    Quote Originally Posted by nsrpaul
    its true , 1000cc = small willy
    two strokes is enuf for the more secure man
    You must be a very secure man, I imagine two strokes would be very disappointing for some people.........................
    ...she took the KT, and left me the Buell to ride....(Blues Brothers)
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    Quote Originally Posted by idb
    Ya just gotta keep the maintenance up to them and they'll both go as hard as you like......
    What the hell kind of maintenance do you do on yours?
    Mine's just plug and play.
    (on second thoughts don't answer that)
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    Quote Originally Posted by nsrpaul
    two strokes is enuf for the more secure man
    But not enuf for any woman.
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    So where does this statement leave me?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Qkchk
    So where does this statement leave me?
    ....limp?.....
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    Quote Originally Posted by idb
    You must be a very secure man, I imagine two strokes would be very disappointing for some people.........................
    oh yes , VERY secure ,
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    Quote Originally Posted by Qkchk
    So where does this statement leave me?
    .....envied.....
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  13. 27th November 2005, 18:25 #118
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    Used to ride a 1400cc, now I got a 1000..... mmm the penis enlarger does work!
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