Scooter boy
I forgot to add to the list:
- evidently my penis will shrink if i buy a new 1000cc bike!
A wind up? Never....Nah I aint stopping biking, but seriously, that list is food for thought. Fess up, who voted those left leaning facists into government again
KLM racing-since ages ago
Zorst is right mate (p.1), and reasons 6&7 are shit-it does have to be 40kmhr over to get busted proper and the first prat to try and stick a transponder on my bike will be getting a swift kick in the arse!
Sargent Major: "Now then, who called the cook a bastard?"
Small voice from the rear: "Who called that bastard a cook?"
Forum whore
Hmm... when you are on 100 demerits you really start thinking about chucking it in or selling the bike for a while.
At least you ain't at that stage mate.
BACTERIA
Not likely.Originally Posted by S&S
Am I missing something, Front licence plates for motorcycles WTF???
on the up
I sat on 95 demerits for six months. Slowed me down a bit, but it never made me want to get rid of the bike.
Motu and all the other guys are right. Harden up, or piss off. I'm getting sick of negativity about motorcycles. Let's talk about something much better ...
I've taken recently (as my riding time is a bit limited with kids and stuff) to concentrating my rides into small but intense sessions - my current favourite is out the driveway, three turns and I'm over the Railway lines headed to Wallaceville Hill. From there its over the hill and around to Mangaroa and out just at the hills at the north of Upper Hutt (Plateau Rd) then back again. I can pack more into this quick 20 minute ride than most guys get in a half-days ride - fast corners, slow corners, blind corners over crests on one-lane back roads (if you like that kind of thing), an all-out straight for 1 kilometres, and even some jumps.
And I hardly get over 3rd or 4th gear doing it (with the exception of the 1 km straight), so I'm unlikely to lose my licence.
But its a SHITLOAD of fun.
You don't have to do 280 to enjoy yourself. Get a bike. Find some roads which challenge you without risking your licence.
Then come back and tell us all why you love the bike.
Otherwise fuck off. [/RANT]
And I to my motorcycle parked like the soul of the junkyard. Restored, a bicycle fleshed with power, and tore off. Up Highway 106 continually drunk on the wind in my mouth. Wringing the handlebar for speed, wild to be wreckage forever.
- James Dickey, Cherrylog Road.
BACTERIA
Thanks a lot, riffer! I'm right on the other end of your trip (Junction of Main Road and Topaz Street) so I know what you're talking about. Now you've just made me jealous.
DAMN, COUNTDOWN, WHY DON'T YOU PAY MORE?!!?!?!?!??
on the up
If it's any consolation I had a shit bike when I was your age too...
Hey, are you going to this?
And I to my motorcycle parked like the soul of the junkyard. Restored, a bicycle fleshed with power, and tore off. Up Highway 106 continually drunk on the wind in my mouth. Wringing the handlebar for speed, wild to be wreckage forever.
- James Dickey, Cherrylog Road.
unless you can prove it.
Sounds like you've already given up to me.
This weeks international insult is in Malayalam:
Thavalayolee
You Frog Fucker
eschew obsification...
you have already made up your mind what you are going to do
so go ahead and DO it
don't blame/praise anyone but YOU for your choice
[and good luck]
...
...
Grass wedges its way between the closest blocks of marble and it brings them down. This power of feeble life which can creep in anywhere is greater than that of the mighty behind their cannons....... - Honore de Balzac
Forum whore
wah, wah, wah, lick my balls.......
I'm giving up christianity cos some cunt keeps feeding my bro's to the lions.......
I'm giving up sex cos I keep coming too quick
and I'm giving up life cos breathing's just a little too much like hard work for my precious little lungs....
POOF
Scumkiller???? More like Cumlicker......
Immature and proud of it.
How can you give up before you start?
Speed doesn't kill people.
Stupidity kills people.
no pussy
and why whine like a little girl when you DON'T EVEN HAVE A BIKE?
jesus, how bad will you be if you actually get one?
Harden up dude (you are a dude, aren't you?)
I am Jack's complete lack of remorse .
Moped rider
well there are alot of down sides to every topic, bikers have and always will be a target for every governing body, after all its an easy target. however its very unlikly you will get nicked for all the reasons given. the being knocked off and injured thing lives with us all whenever you get on your bike.
Mobile Oil Stain
When the old firearms laws changed I just thought "that doesn't effect me".
An it didn't,couldn't care less.
The same applys to any one of dozens of road rules that have changed over the years.None of it effects a damn thing I do, so WFT.
40 over an you lose your licence,big deal,don't do it or don't get caught doing it.The people it happens to are just idiots.The fact so many bleat about it here just proves the point.
There's nothing wrong with the roads in NZ,never has been.
People in cars only get in your way"or try to kill you"if your stupid/blind enough to let them.
Shit it's been a slow day,I actualy responded to this crap
L-Plate Rider
Dont even think about giving up motorbikes. that is what a stupid little man in Wellington wants us to do by sitting in his comftable air conditioned office with nothing else to do but try and ruin peoples lives and he is picking on us bikers this time. Next time he has an itch it will be another group. He more than lickly has never owned or ridden a bike in his life or worst has had an encouter with abike and it has been his fault and like most car owners blames the biker for the accident. NEVER let the MAN get to you. Our bike are the best thing to happen
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