He's a COP? Must be from Hell's Angels...

**Swoop** · 23rd November 2005, 11:02

Originally Posted by Motu

On Radio Live this morning Devlin was talking to a Cop who did Elvis impersonations as a second job - he got the boot.But I think that was justified on the grounds of bad taste.Statanic headbashing rock is more socialy acceptable than dressing up as Elvis and singing Love Me Tender....

I thought Elvis impersonators were banned under the Geneva Convention...
inhumane treatment aparently!

**Wolf** · 23rd November 2005, 12:48

Originally Posted by Motu

On Radio Live this morning Devlin was talking to a Cop who did Elvis impersonations as a second job - he got the boot

That was done out of love - they wanted him to go and get a life and they didn't want his police work interfering with such an important (and in the case of an Elvis impersonator, URGENT) task, they'd've done the same if he'd been moonlighting as a mime...

**Lou Girardin** · 23rd November 2005, 14:08

Originally Posted by scumdog

Yep, ya can be a cop as long as: you don't have to too many tats, you don't like/play heavy metal, ya don't have too much facial hair, ya don't ride noisy Harleys, ya don't get drunk at rallies, ya don't get to involved with tokers, ya don't speed, ya don'y do wheelies, ya don't abuse plomkers, ya don't associate with dodgy buggers (sorry Dangerous), ya don't expect too many weekends off etc etc - but apart from that have fun eh?

Oh yeah, the 'good' pay makes up for all the above (Tui moment) yeah right!!!

You got it fella. Bein' the exception that makes the rule 'n all.

**Ixion** · 23rd November 2005, 15:23

I always thought that fine young man on the 'Heartbeat' program was an excellent example of what a motorbike cop should be like. I recommend that you take him as your exemplar, Mr Scumdog . You might want to see if you can trade that noisey motorcycle of yours in on one like he had, also

**Lou Girardin** · 23rd November 2005, 15:28

Originally Posted by Ixion

I always thought that fine young man on the 'Heartbeat' program was an excellent example of what a motorbike cop should be like. I recommend that you take him as your exemplar, Mr Scumdog . You might want to see if you can trade that noisey motorcycle of yours in on one like he had, also

Couldn't agree more.
It's said that the Police are the biggest gang in NZ, but do they have to look like it too?

**scumdog** · 23rd November 2005, 23:12

Originally Posted by Ixion

I always thought that fine young man on the 'Heartbeat' program was an excellent example of what a motorbike cop should be like. I recommend that you take him as your exemplar, Mr Scumdog . You might want to see if you can trade that noisey motorcycle of yours in on one like he had, also

Ok, I promise to mend my ways

**SPman** · 24th November 2005, 18:31

Which ways?.....

**scumdog** · 25th November 2005, 01:48

Originally Posted by SPman

Which ways?.....

The Kahma Sutra ways....

**avgas** · 25th November 2005, 02:11

Originally Posted by T.I.E

that is what being a cop is all about. when you sign up you waive some rights as a genweral memeber of the public and gain others.
at any time you are there for the government, and queen.

Bullshit. Some of us work cos we need the money.
Cops arent members of public media, so therefore they arent mainstream role models. You CHOOSE to be a wanker 24/7, its not your job description.