*couGH COUgh* @#$%^ BUSSES!!!

**jrandom** · 23rd November 2005, 09:52

Originally Posted by SARGE

TRYING TO KILL ME?

Yup. The culling of the Murkns has begun.

Originally Posted by SARGE

squeze you tight up around John Andrew Ford and ive seen pushies get trapped in there...

Oh yes. I've been trapped by a bus on me pushy at that intersection. It are scary.

**SARGE** · 23rd November 2005, 09:55

Originally Posted by Fish

Yup. The culling of the Murkns has begun.
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bring it on sunshine

**Xtat1k** · 23rd November 2005, 10:37

those bus drivers are absolute wankers, iv had a few close calls with them

**Oakie** · 23rd November 2005, 14:28

Originally Posted by Ixion

Ha ha you need a two smoker. Give Petal's oil pump cable a yank and rev the throttle and she'll disappear completely in the smoke cloud!

Lubricated the carbies on my Z400 with sewing machine oil many years ago (seemed like a good idea at the time). Talk about land of the long white cloud! Thought I'd poked my bike until I realised what was going on.

**ducatilover** · 23rd November 2005, 14:37

Originally Posted by ManDownUnder

It's one of the things on my "checklist" while riding - before stopping behind or beside a vehicle I check to see where the exhaust is and I stay away from it.

Even cars.

Buggered if I want to sit in a jet of crap if I can avoid it.

Re the truck - don't know why they can get away with it, but it reminds me ogf a mate of mine (a wee bit of a practical joker) from Pahiatua... used to drive trucks and he had one with the exhaust at just the right height...

Sitting stopped at a give way (or whatever) he'd yell out the driver's side to the car next to him, get the drivers attention so they'd wind the window down... then plant boot just as he was taking off and fill the car with smoke.

He'd be a very hated man, but he got his kicks.

He's the same guy that was employed at a Power Company as their safety officer. He kept a 12kV step up transformer as a jacobs ladder (HUGE potentially lethal voltage drawing brilliant crackly arcs) on his DESK.

Nutter - but a good guy

i live just out of pahiatua. i like trucks they are fun to overtake [cars on the other hand make me fall off]

**ZTHOU** · 23rd November 2005, 14:53

He Sarge,why don't you use some of your Marine skills to deal with the twat,shd be easy for you

**jrandom** · 23rd November 2005, 15:10

Originally Posted by ZTHOU

He Sarge,why don't you use some of your Marine skills to deal with the twat,shd be easy for you

Why, yes!

He could use his numchuck skills and his bowhunting skills.

*That'd* learn 'em.

**Lou Girardin** · 23rd November 2005, 15:16

Originally Posted by ZTHOU

He Sarge,why don't you use some of your Marine skills to deal with the twat,shd be easy for you

Yeah, use his marine skills to deal with fish.

Ok Ok, I'm just trawling now.

**ManDownUnder** · 23rd November 2005, 15:38

Originally Posted by ducatilover

i live just out of pahiatua. i like trucks they are fun to overtake [cars on the other hand make me fall off]

Keep an eye out for Gary Johnson (sp?). Bloody funny guy but mad as a meat axe.

He's a sparky but what he's doing now - I have NO idea...

**SARGE** · 23rd November 2005, 16:11

Originally Posted by Lou Girardin

Yeah, use his marine skills to deal with fish.

Ok Ok, I'm just trawling now.

nah.. i'll use my patented Chuck Norris(R) icy stare and Kung Foo grip

either that or swing her around by the tits till she pukes

**avgas** · 23rd November 2005, 16:20

Originally Posted by Jim2

Every time I bump into a diesel all I can think is, "Carcinogenic particulates."
Bump into a two-stroke and I inhale deeply.
What is that about?

We are both very sick people, addicted to the chemical Adrenelin - common in most two strokes.
Long life the Kerosene Cowboy, you will never supress us!!!!
That or the fact they put rasberry flavour in the oil.....makes nice mixers with vodka.....AH the good old hostel days