To pee or NOT to pee?

**Wolf** · 15th May 2006, 13:28

Originally Posted by Insanity_rules

Heres the answer people http://grab.orsm.net/php/movies.php?...sticundies.wmv .
Now off to find another solution to a problem, Captain Inapropriate awayyy....

Who was that masked man?

**idb** · 15th May 2006, 13:33

So....all of my efforts to keep this thread as a serious discussion completely undermined!!!!

**buellbabe** · 15th May 2006, 13:41

...and getting back to the original topic... another question is "why is it that the need-to-pee-urgency is in direct relation to the amount of gear you have on?"
History has taught me to always visit the toilet before I get on the bike, when I was a smoker having a fag would always guarantee a tinkle...
Many moons ago I had been visiting Rashika in ChCh and was on my way to the West Coast...(after a nite on the turps along with a mean curry) Well I stopped at Springs Junction for gas and was halfway thru filling when it hit me! Thank god the attendent was handy to take the pump handle cos otherwise I probably would just have dropped it! Ran to the toilet and had about 3/4 blimmin layers to shed but thankfully made it... phew that was a close call!

**Insanity_rules** · 15th May 2006, 13:53

Originally Posted by idb

So....all of my efforts to keep this thread as a serious discussion completely undermined!!!!

Not undermined, just bashed around a bit. Still recognisable. Captain Inapropriate awayyy....
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**idb** · 16th November 2006, 14:06

With the KB run to Mount Cook coming up with it's long distances to be travelled over open and featureless terrain, it's time to start thinking about renal health.
I think it appropriate that someone on the run be assigned to make sure that everyone goes before they go, if you know what I mean.

Maybe a map showing possible stop sites along the way would be a good thing too.

Make your bladder and your kidneys your friends, and they will last you a lifetime.

**scumdog** · 17th November 2006, 09:00

Originally Posted by idb

With the KB run to Mount Cook coming up with it's long distances to be travelled over open and featureless terrain, it's time to start thinking about renal health.
I think it appropriate that someone on the run be assigned to make sure that everyone goes before they go, if you know what I mean.

Maybe a map showing possible stop sites along the way would be a good thing too.

Make your bladder and your kidneys your friends, and they will last you a lifetime.

Piss off!!!

**Colapop** · 17th November 2006, 09:09

Is being pissed off better than being pissed on?

**idb** · 17th November 2006, 09:52

Originally Posted by scumdog

Piss off!!!

Well, if you don't want to be considered for this high office that's fine.

**McJim** · 17th November 2006, 10:16

Originally Posted by Lou Girardin

Gain 6 inches in 2 secs.

I suspect you could put a good few feet between your bell end and your scrotum if the catheter got caught in the wheel.

ouch

**scumdog** · 17th November 2006, 10:23

Originally Posted by idb

Well, if you don't want to be considered for this high office that's fine.

Hell, I would not let them stop for a pee if I was in charge, I want to see if kidneys REALLY pop like Grandpa Simpsons did on the episode where they were crossing the desert and Homer wouldn't stop for Grandpa to have a pee.

**Wolf** · 17th November 2006, 13:32

Originally Posted by scumdog

Hell, I would not let them stop for a pee if I was in charge, I want to see if kidneys REALLY pop like Grandpa Simpsons did on the episode where they were crossing the desert and Homer wouldn't stop for Grandpa to have a pee.

It's my understanding that the sphincter closing off the urethra "pops" first to protect the kidneys - too bad about the trousers....

**The Pastor** · 17th November 2006, 13:53

What the hell is wrong with Kb? Are you all really a bunch of geriatrics? Normal people still have bowel control!

Never fear my weak bladderd friends I have a solotion that will solve the problem and hassle of having to stop riding and pee.

Jump up on the pegs/seat turn around to face the rear of your bike, and let it rip, if done correctly you can unzip flop pee tuckin zip up turn around and sit down before you crash/slow down to the speedlimit.

You'll never have to stop again!

Rm

**Wolf** · 17th November 2006, 14:09

Originally Posted by renegade master

What the hell is wrong with Kb? Are you all really a bunch of geriatrics? Normal people still have bowel control!

Obviously a youngster with no idea of the diuretic properties of copious amounts of caffeine

**Skyryder** · 17th November 2006, 14:14

Originally Posted by scumdog

Piss off!!!

Said like a true trooper.

Skyryder

**Bonez** · 17th November 2006, 17:45

Originally Posted by Mumbles

Again today this one buggered me on the way home.
5 mins into your ride and you now need to pee

. What do you do? What do you do?
Pull over at next convenience? Or try to hold it in, your only 5-10 mins short of your destination.
Which begs to ask ...
When busting to go for a pee how does this affect the rational side of the human brain (some of you out there won’t have a rational side

)
That copper wont mind if I “just” slip past him on the inside will he?

Just speed up a little more here… and there… yes tones of room…. Blind corner? (but I’m not blind)…god I got to pee…

it hurts….

Nothing else matters….

Just done some stupid stuff when busting to go and nothing else matters…
I’m I here all alone on this or are there others out there like me?

Mumbles

I just pull over and piss on the nearest shrub.http://www.kiwibiker.co.nz/forums/at...3&d=1149912537