To pee or NOT to pee?

**heavenly.talker** · 24th November 2005, 15:46

Originally Posted by Lou Girardin

Only if Holmes squeezed one out. But he's full of it anyway.

Sounds like the man knows what he's talking about

**In The Breeze** · 24th November 2005, 15:57

Hell just stop and flop it out or squeeze the peach-whatever ya need
Too old to be piss'n myself

**DogBreath** · 24th November 2005, 23:17

Heard about a guy out fishing, too shy to piss over the side with his mates watching, so he hangs on, and on, and on...
When they got back to the boatramp, he jumped down from the edge of the boat to the ramp, burst his spleen, and died before the ambulance got there, lasted about 15 minutes of agony. That was out Raglan way a few years ago.
Personally I go b4 I leave, and stop and go when necessary.

**Xtat1k** · 25th November 2005, 13:04

Originally Posted by DogBreath

Heard about a guy out fishing, too shy to piss over the side with his mates watching, so he hangs on, and on, and on...
When they got back to the boatramp, he jumped down from the edge of the boat to the ramp, burst his spleen, and died before the ambulance got there, lasted about 15 minutes of agony. That was out Raglan way a few years ago.
Personally I go b4 I leave, and stop and go when necessary.

shit, what a way to go, thats just nasty

**idb** · 3rd December 2005, 20:46

Hmmm....bit quiet here......

**ducatilover** · 3rd December 2005, 20:48

yeah i think we been on the piss to much

omfg that was pathetic

**idb** · 3rd December 2005, 21:01

Originally Posted by ducatilover

yeah i think we been on the piss to much

We can't have exhausted this subject yet though?
What about whether it's necessary to wash your hands after having a leak and before getting on your bike when you're going to put gloves on anyway hmmm ???? no-ones mentioned that yet.

**ducatilover** · 3rd December 2005, 21:14

Originally Posted by idb

We can't have exhausted this subject yet though?
What about whether it's necessary to wash your hands after having a leak and before getting on your bike when you're going to put gloves on anyway hmmm ???? no-ones mentioned that yet.

well if you leak on your hands maybe

good point

**idb** · 3rd December 2005, 22:20

Originally Posted by ducatilover

well if you leak on your hands maybe

good point

Yeah well I'm a dreamer.
I use five fingers when I only need two if I'm honest - so the other three tend to get wet.

**ducatilover** · 3rd December 2005, 22:31

Originally Posted by idb

Yeah well I'm a dreamer.
I use five fingers when I only need two if I'm honest - so the other three tend to get wet.

yeah but start with two

**idb** · 3rd December 2005, 23:11

Originally Posted by ducatilover

yeah but start with two

I've got make a good impression in the urinal.
How would it look if I'm the only bloke standing there with three fingers hanging free?

**Wolf** · 3rd December 2005, 23:59

Originally Posted by heavenly.talker

Men have it so good compared to woman when it comes to this!

The ancient yarn about the Church Picnic held in a field a little way from the village: A rather naive young woman is cut short hand has to hie off across three paddocks to get to the village by the most direct route, gets to the church hall and avails herself of the amenities.

On the way back, approaching the picnic area she sees a young man relieving himself behind - relative to the picnickers - some bushes. He is, however, on the same side of the bushes as she is and she gets her first sight of something other than a fully clothed male. "Ah," she says, "that's a handy thing to take to a picnic."

FFS stop wherever you can and go - try holding it in for any length of time and the first decent bump or pothole is going to put you into a world of pain...

**ducatilover** · 4th December 2005, 19:40

Originally Posted by idb

I've got make a good impression in the urinal.
How would it look if I'm the only bloke standing there with three fingers hanging free?

i just prop it up on a stand ar on my knee.....

**John** · 4th December 2005, 19:50

ON a certain ride I got the urge to go really badly was raining and it was so painfull I was just about in tears, I ended up 5minutes off the pace and heading home early - so I am always just stop and wizzing (tm) now.