To pee or NOT to pee?

[kro]

Reverse camel-bak!!, a hose on ya willy, that vents down the side of the bike beside the battery overflow pipe. Just dont get the two pipes mixed up, and all is good.

You could mount it up to a washer pump from a cage, and squirt the pee at people as you pass them, there are really so many options here.

[redbaron36]

THIS IS A PISS POOR THREAD

Okay thats a sad play on words.

Just pull over and piss. And if a someone pulls over to chat then piss ont heir boot and buger off.

[spudchucka]

I stopped a driver recently that failed to give way to me and nearly cleaned me out. Her excuse for driving in that manner was that she had just crapped her pants and was rushing to get home to clean herself up. At first i thought "yeah right, a likely story". However the funny smell that began wafting out of the car confirmed the story and she got sent on her way, no questions asked.

[Xtat1k]

pull over, let it rip, nice and easy none of this waiting buisness. same if the pain in the arse flatmate is hogging the bathroom, just go outside, wizz on his potplant, wave to the passers by, and go back to bed hahahaha.

[kro]

You got served Spud, thats a product called "Fart In A Can", and is used by sneaky bastages to get off speeding tickets.

[bkrwench]

when you gotta go you gotta go, blokes have it just a tad easier.
i was doing fine one arvo untill i went over railway tracks, it was a quick detour into QE park straight to the nearest bush!!

[spudchucka]

You got served Spud, thats a product called "Fart In A Can", and is used by sneaky bastages to get off speeding tickets.

Another ploy to get off a ticket or avoid arrest is to just sit there and shit yourself while the cop talks to you. You might end up in the looney bin with Mikey but at least you'll avoid having to pay up any $$$$.

[Xtat1k]

Another ploy to get off a ticket or avoid arrest is to just sit there and shit yourself while the cop talks to you. You might end up in the looney bin with Mikey but at least you'll avoid having to pay up any $$$$.

Thats just nasty, as much as i hate paying my fines id rather do that than crap myself. eewww

[ducatilover]

presumably, pretty hard if your a chick!

ummmm good point

[dawnrazor]

Okay thats a sad play on words.

I actually thought it was rather witty myself, as it highlighted the general content of the thread and its utterly facile nature.

How hard is this people, ya gotta piss, so piss. Ya gotta piss but can't, then hold on until you can.

Christ now i've entered into this discussion.

Can't wait for the no doubt thrilling logical conclusion to this thread, when someone wonders what happens when you have take a shit.

Oh, okay I might have started that particular turd rolling now, bugger.

[heavenly.talker]

I stopped a driver recently that failed to give way to me and nearly cleaned me out. Her excuse for driving in that manner was that she had just crapped her pants and was rushing to get home to clean herself up. At first i thought "yeah right, a likely story". However the funny smell that began wafting out of the car confirmed the story and she got sent on her way, no questions asked.

OMG....that so is not pleasant!

[Lou Girardin]

I think I'd rather have the ticket than squeeze out a darkie to get off it.
Still, different strokes and all that.

[Mattyc]

pull over and pee, if you hold it in it promotes prostate cancer! i tend to pee before i go anywhere these days, but if i feel the need, ill pull over and give a golden shower to the nearest tree

[Colapop]

I think I'd rather have the ticket than squeeze out a darkie to get off it.
Still, different strokes and all that.

Would that be a cheekie darkie?

[Lou Girardin]

Would that be a cheekie darkie?

Only if Holmes squeezed one out. But he's full of it anyway.