To pee or NOT to pee?

[Mumbles]

Another ploy to get off a ticket or avoid arrest is to just sit there and shit yourself while the cop talks to you. You might end up in the looney bin with Mikey but at least you'll avoid having to pay up any $$$$.

Just got this emailed to me today....
Did I upload it correctly? (No not 'download' excuse another rotten pun)

[Highlander]

Just got this emailed to me today....
Did I upload it correctly? (No not 'download' excuse another rotten pun)

Did you see the movie "Training Day"? - they tell a story of a guy who shoved his butt crack full of penut butter the day he was due in court. He pleaded insanity then shoved his hand down the back of his pants and proceeded to lick his fingers clean - the judge bought it.

[idb]

Did you see the movie "Training Day"? - they tell a story of a guy who shoved his butt crack full of penut butter the day he was due in court. He pleaded insanity then shoved his hand down the back of his pants and proceeded to lick his fingers clean - the judge bought it.

The guy was obviously a genius.
Poos is off topic though - this is a wees thread.

[oldrider]

I don't know what it is either...I'm a good girl scout and go before I go but about 10-15 mins into a ride I normally have to make a pit stop! and then again 30 mins later (give or take). Me I just stop...hubby and friends are used to it :-)

One thing that always is yukky though is I often feel the urge on the road between Helensville and Kuemu. The closest conveinence is a gas station by the turn off for Murawai Beach. It has to have the most revolting loo that I have ever seen! So try and not go there!

Our mate has just brought a fully armoured one piece leather suit that has a zip that can be run from the top and botto.

Men have it so good compared to woman when it comes to this!

I heard they just put that there to keep the flies away from the local restaurant!

[idb]

I'll be putting my new Pilot Power on my bike on Tuesday night.
Haven't yet decided if I'll have a wizz beforehand so that the procedure doesn't need to be interrupted or wait until I've got dirty hands and take the risk of getting crud on my old fella. Washing your hands before taking a leak is such a chore.

[Wolf]

Washing your hands before taking a leak is such a chore.

Especially since it involves running water and we all know how that affects us...

[idb]

I suppose you could kill two birds with one stone.
If fresh urine is OK to drink (apparently) it should be OK to wash your hands in - sidle up to the sink, unzip & problem solved.
Ya see - I'm allllways thinking...................

[Wolf]

I suppose you could kill two birds with one stone.
If fresh urine is OK to drink (apparently) it should be OK to wash your hands in - sidle up to the sink, unzip & problem solved.
Ya see - I'm allllways thinking...................

Yes, I see, and it has the added benefit of being a disinfectant so if you've got any nicks or cuts on your hands it'll disinfect them while you're at it. Pure genius, idb!

But of course, you've still got to get it out with dirty hands and so run the risk of getting crud on it...

[idb]

Yes, I see, and it has the added benefit of being a disinfectant so if you've got any nicks or cuts on your hands it'll disinfect them while you're at it. Pure genius, idb!

Well actually I didn't know about the disinfectant properties of urine.
This is turning out to be a most educational thread despite its unpromising beginning.

[judgeshock]

The first piss of the day in winter is the best cure for my chilblains

[idb]

But of course, you've still got to get it out with dirty hands and so run the risk of getting crud on it...

Aha, why not take it out before you start work and leave it out!

[idb]

The first piss of the day in winter is the best cure for my chilblains

Is that why you don't get chillblains in summer - cos of the overspray when you're wearing jandals or in bare feet?

[Deviant Esq]

Just got this emailed to me today....
Did I upload it correctly? (No not 'download' excuse another rotten pun)

ROFLMAO!

My girlfriend couldn't understand why I just kept laughing uncontrollably for almost two minutes - the build up of "taking the pee" and then that picture - it was too much! This thread has improved my day.

[StoneChucker]

Seems I AM missing "gems" like this by being offline most of the time lately. Oh well, I'll just have to make do without the privelage.

(Oh, I do have a similar important problem to share with everyone here. Sometimes, I like want to scratch my nose like, but I'm holding something in my hand. It's like really hard, I mean like, what do I do! Do I like, put what I'm holding down and like scratch, or do I finish what I'm doing first and then like scratch? It's just really annoying if I like finish what I'm doing and then scratch, I find the need to scratch goes away before I get to it. PLEASE help me, I really don't know what to do)

[Wolf]

Seems I AM missing "gems" like this by being offline most of the time lately. Oh well, I'll just have to make do without the privelage.

(Oh, I do have a similar important problem to share with everyone here. Sometimes, I like want to scratch my nose like, but I'm holding something in my hand. It's like really hard, I mean like, what do I do! Do I like, put what I'm holding down and like scratch, or do I finish what I'm doing first and then like scratch? It's just really annoying if I like finish what I'm doing and then scratch, I find the need to scratch goes away before I get to it. PLEASE help me, I really don't know what to do)

Unless youre holding a dog turd or a razor, scratch your nose with what you're holding. That'll be $60. Next problem please.

BTW. Great to see you posting again. Hope things are going well for you.