Still Ridin'
Oh, hell! Not good.Originally Posted by Madmax
one time i was having a piss on the side of the road
(in the middle of nowhere)
when some smart arse cop happened to be passing
he coasted up and hit the siren
gave me such a fright i slipped into the
shit filled ditch i had been pissing in (barstard)
he did not stop laughing for about 15 mins
should have just pissed in my leathers
(would have smelt better)
Motorbike Camping for the win!
It's OK...I've got a spare!
Ha....the Darwinists are right................
This thread surely couldn't have come about by Intelligent Design!
...she took the KT, and left me the Buell to ride....(Blues Brothers)
Aargh, photos!
Why, still no mention of adult diapers, I was fairly sure some of those up north would wear them.
To every man upon this earth
Death cometh sooner or late
And how can a man die better
Than facing fearful odds
For the ashes of his fathers
And the temples of his Gods
Still Ridin'
Laughing my arse off! Moreover, 'twould appear this thread has survivability traits else it would have died off by now in accordance with Darwinian theory - mind you, in this forum anything even vaguely scatological, urological or sexual has a high survivability/longevity quotient...
Motorbike Camping for the win!
Aargh, photos!
To put that in laymans terms, Wolf means that when we talk about sex, shit or pissing, it will take a long time to die.
To every man upon this earth
Death cometh sooner or late
And how can a man die better
Than facing fearful odds
For the ashes of his fathers
And the temples of his Gods
It's OK...I've got a spare!
Yes.
I've thought long and hard about an intelligent response to your post and I've come to the conclusion that there isn't one.
...she took the KT, and left me the Buell to ride....(Blues Brothers)
Loud and Uncouth
In that case I have found the secret to eternal life!!
Winding up drongos, foil hat wearers and over sensitive KBers for over 14,000 posts...........
" Life is not a rehearsal, it's as happy or miserable as you want to make it"
Hardcore Biker
I could have enlightened you if one wanted to just askIn that case I have found the secret to eternal life!!
"I think men who have a pierced ear are better prepared for marriage.
They've experienced pain and brought jewelry." - Rita Rudner
A man is only as big as the dreams he dares to live
It's OK...I've got a spare!
Aww piss on it!I could have enlightened you if one wanted to just ask
So the opportunity's lost then?
...she took the KT, and left me the Buell to ride....(Blues Brothers)
Still Ridin'
Hmmm. Methinks I detect a psalm lurking somewhere in that.I could have enlightened you if one wanted to just ask
Motorbike Camping for the win!
Brain meats taste good
I allways find that you need to go for a piss about 15 mins into a long ride. Seems that wearing the pants and the jacket put a bit more presure on the bladder. Easy solution is to dress up in all the gear and then rock around the house for 5 mins, closing windows, drink a glass of water, and then make a pitstop just before you leave the house.
Therre is nothing worse than getting somewhere and your bladder is so full every step feels like your going to fill your pants
Speed limits are just a suggestion, like pants.
It's OK...I've got a spare!
Motorcycling is all about the freedom to shun normal societal constraints.
I say "go with that feeling Brother" fill your pants if you want to and stick one finger up at The Man............!
...she took the KT, and left me the Buell to ride....(Blues Brothers)
Wherever you go, there you are
Lets not piss around with the law here I mean if we need some serious relief I reckon just do it..!
If you love it, let it go. If it comes back to you, you've just high-sided!
مافي مشكلة
Off the wagon
On a long ride I made the mistake of not peeing when I should have. Thought I'd just get to the next town. (ladies, let this be a warning) The next morning I was in PAIN....went to the doc thinking I had a STD but it was a briused urethra. Ouch!! Now if the pressure is on I'll find anywhere to pee.
Still Ridin'
Not too surprising, we get the warning message to eliminate waste, the body expects us to do so forthwith, it's not capable of withstanding sustained pressure (I'll leave the argument whether it "never evolved under conditions where you had to wait hours before you could piss" or was "not designed to hold on for ages" for the Scottish Thread) Over-stress any part of the body beyond its normal parameters and you can expect to get damaged. Never done that damage to myself, personally, but I can well imagine it would not be pleasant.
Motorbike Camping for the win!
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