To pee or NOT to pee?

**idb** · 17th November 2006, 20:32

Originally Posted by Wolf

It's my understanding that the sphincter closing off the urethra "pops" first to protect the kidneys - too bad about the trousers....

Now we're learning something!
Has there been a more educational thread?

**Wolf** · 17th November 2006, 20:44

Originally Posted by Bonez

I just pull over and piss on the nearest shrub.http://www.kiwibiker.co.nz/forums/at...3&d=1149912537

Actually, Bonez, it looks like you're pissing on your jacket...

**idb** · 22nd January 2007, 15:53

What is it about it being an offence to urinate in a public place?
It is invariably men that get done for it but surely it is just a ridiculous attempt to legislate away one of the few genetic advantages that men enjoy....the ability to pee anywhere!!

Mind you the more I think about it, the more it fits in with today's feminist-dominated leadership.
Perhaps it is part of a long-term strategy to get rid of the penis entirely through natural selection?
If we're not allowed to use it for what it was supplied and installed, then maybe it'll eventually disappear entirely over a few generations.
They're bloody cunning them wimmin!!!

**scumdog** · 22nd January 2007, 15:59

Originally Posted by idb

What is it about it being an offence to urinate in a public place?
It is invariably men that get done for it but surely it is just a ridiculous attempt to legislate away one of the few genetic advantages that men enjoy....the ability to pee anywhere!!

Mind you the more I think about it, the more it fits in with today's feminist-dominated leadership.
Perhaps it is part of a long-term strategy to get rid of the penis entirely through natural selection?
If we're not allowed to use it for what it was supplied and installed, then maybe it'll eventually disappear entirely over a few generations.
They're bloody cunning them wimmin!!!

You drinkin' AGAIN? at this time of the day??

Well if you are you'll be needing your wizzer soon so don't go losing it just yet.

Feminist dominated

when did THAT happen?

It's only guys in drag (no women looks THAT ugly!) so don't worry, normal service will resume.....

**idb** · 22nd January 2007, 16:15

Originally Posted by scumdog

You drinkin' AGAIN? at this time of the day??

Well if you are you'll be needing your wizzer soon so don't go losing it just yet.

Feminist dominated

when did THAT happen?

It's only guys in drag (no women looks THAT ugly!) so don't worry, normal service will resume.....

Not drinking....just a concerned citizen who will not be silenced!!!!

**Grub** · 22nd January 2007, 18:14

Originally Posted by idb

Surely it is just a ridiculous attempt to legislate away one of the few genetic advantages that men enjoy....the ability to pee anywhere!! If we're not allowed to use it for what it was supplied and installed, then maybe it'll eventually disappear entirely over a few generations.

Uh, idb ... it has another use. I think your dad missed a chat he was supposed to have with you.

**Guitana** · 22nd January 2007, 19:51

Well when you gotta go dont stop the flow!! If the passing motorists dont like the view smash their windscreen with it!!! As for the liquid farts!! Fuck that for a joke!!!

**miSTa** · 22nd January 2007, 19:51

Originally Posted by idb

What is it about it being an offence to urinate in a public place?
It is invariably men that get done for it but surely it is just a ridiculous attempt to legislate away one of the few genetic advantages that men enjoy....the ability to pee anywhere!!

Mind you the more I think about it, the more it fits in with today's feminist-dominated leadership.
Perhaps it is part of a long-term strategy to get rid of the penis entirely through natural selection?
If we're not allowed to use it for what it was supplied and installed, then maybe it'll eventually disappear entirely over a few generations.
They're bloody cunning them wimmin!!!

You know what we need? A way of peeing while sitting down without having a wash at the same time. Why should women have the luxury of being able to sit?

And how did I know you'd revive this thread again Mr IDB sir?

**idb** · 23rd January 2007, 08:11

Originally Posted by Mr Sensible

You know what we need? A way of peeing while sitting down without having a wash at the same time. Why should women have the luxury of being able to sit?

And how did I know you'd revive this thread again Mr IDB sir?

You need a long-drop I think Mr Sensible.
Get out the shovel and build yourself a male haven in your back yard.

**Quartermile** · 23rd January 2007, 16:25

Men have it so good compared to woman when it comes to this!

At least you don't get crushed aginst the tank

**Mumbles** · 23rd January 2007, 21:32

who would figure that this would still get comments, no one really seems to have agreed with me on this from what I can make out.... I must be the only one er? Well some nice off topic stuff to kept it going... and some of if was sh

t so still sort of still on topic ...
Keep it comming ... some of you have nothing better to do at work i'm sure