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Thread: Litre bike rider? You have a small penis. Alledgedly.

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    Litre bike rider? You have a small penis. Alledgedly.

    Ozzie bike mag Dirt Action has an interview with some off road wannabe named Scott Bishop. Amongst much of the shite he spouts in November's edition of the mag', he says:

    "It must be said the capacity of your bike says something about the size of your manhood. The bigger the bike, the smaller the man"

    "1000cc blokes are nancy boys"

    Ok Scott - you just keep on mud wrestling with your 'friends' mate.
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    Gee, if I was a guy i'd be flattered by this statement.... riding a 150 and all.
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    I thought it was obvious....

    And you are pretty quick to take offence....I suspect you may have a performance problem you need to compensate for.
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    .....


    Makes a small adjustment....
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    Quote Originally Posted by Motu
    I thought it was obvious....

    And you are pretty quick to take offence....I suspect you may have a performance problem you need to compensate for.
    I didn't take offence. I'm just wondering how he knows these things....
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    the avatar you sport also suggests your lacklustre bedroom antics..



    250cc is where real men "lie"..

    haha

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    Quote Originally Posted by *sic

    250cc is where real men "lie"..

    haha
    You sure? Im pretty sure that a Street Magic makes you MORE of a man than anything!
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    Oh, I thought that "the mine's bigger than yours" syndrome was peculiar to GSX-R riders (or perhaps mandatory)

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    Since I dont ride a litre bike I agree with the initial observation. I would suggest it has to do with the quality of the brakes. When stopping a bike from a high speed, there is more of a tendency to slide the rider forward into said bikes petrol tank thus appling more nadger compressing forces, than say a 600 would
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    And then there's a fact that we owners of larger machines have the opportunity to play two up - as oppossed to just playing with ones self....
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    i got 12 49cc mini moto's
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    Quote Originally Posted by Postie
    i got 12 49cc mini moto's
    *ahem*......

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    Arrow Bwaaaaahahahahahahahaha!!!

    Quote Originally Posted by Blackbird
    Oh, I thought that "the mine's bigger than yours" syndrome was peculiar to GSX-R riders (or perhaps mandatory)
    I believe you make a very valid point there Watson.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Postie
    i got 12 49cc mini moto's
    dat means if you add all them up you have a 600, you are equal to bugjuice.... dammit i got a 650 and a 400 and theyre both broken......ummmmmm thats a little cock thats floppin?
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