im retiring. my speech.

[chris]

He was a clever f*cker that Jesus bloke

No shit. He managed to convince millions of people that he was the son of a god, clever fella.

[Cibby]

No shit. He managed to convince millions of people that he was the son of a god, clever fella.

HAHA. totally.

and then that whole "healing the sick" and "raising the dead"

etc..

[Ixion]

Wonder what sort of bike Jesus would have ridden if he was around today?
With long hair and a beard ... probably a Harley although my first thought was a wee scooter. OK. That's my random contribution. You can go back to your discussion now. :spudwave:

He rides a Triumph Saint

[judgeshock]

I think that he probably rides a peewee. All his ministers seem to like riding small young things.

[Phurrball]

...im outa this joint....if your sick of it fuck off!
signing out.

I have edited your speech for you. You could have been far more enigmatic had you said more with less.

As others have said - 'Hotel California'. If you're really leaving, hows about posting a vid of your suicide bombing? Now that'd be creative! (PT)

[Sniper]

MOses rode a Triumph. It says so in the bible.

[Hitcher]

MOses rode a Triumph. It says so in the bible.

It was a car, not a bike. Apparently he was in it, not on it...

[heavenly.talker]

Wonder what sort of bike Jesus would have ridden if he was around today?
With long hair and a beard ... probably a Harley although my first thought was a wee scooter. OK. That's my random contribution. You can go back to your discussion now. :spudwave:

With those sandals...definitely a scooter

[Waylander]

With those sandals...definitely a scooter

The real question is, would he be sitting up straight or hunched over forless wind resistance?

[The_Dover]

See, even Jesus wasn't a big enough fag that he would ride a cruiser. He'd rather be seen on a donkey or an SJ50....

[Waylander]

Amazing though that cruiser ridersactually manage to have a bike last more than a few months. Must be the rider's lack of skill.

[inlinefour]

See, even Jesus wasn't a big enough fag that he would ride a cruiser. He'd rather be seen on a donkey or an SJ50....

Honda Cub

[The_Dover]

Amazing though that cruiser ridersactually manage to have a bike last more than a few months. Must be the rider's lack of skill.

Shit, I'd rather replace it every few months than ride that embarassing heap of scrap!!

Lack of skill? Lack of speed......

[inlinefour]

Shit, I'd rather replace it every few months than ride that embarassing heap of scrap!!

Lack of skill? Lack of speed......

Which is more embarrassing. The cruiser, or the twisted piece of metal in your profile pic. I'd personally think the latter.

[The_Dover]

Definitely the cruiser, crashes are a part of finding your limits. You'd know that if you weren't such a fucking fairy. Or maybe it's just your repressed homosexuality drawing you towards the chrome and tassles??