and in NP.. where they've changed the speed limit from what it use to be.. doh! Something like looking but not actually see'ing\registering what its saying.
=)
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and in NP.. where they've changed the speed limit from what it use to be.. doh! Something like looking but not actually see'ing\registering what its saying.
=)
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Jam and tarts....
i'm sorry what? are you saying that.........Originally Posted by Sniper
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Bling your bike out!
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unless you can prove it.
Not me. Cos:
a) In general, I ride like a nana.
b) If in a group, I'm more than happy to be in the middle or back of the pack, letting others run the risk of bring 'pinged'. It's always the same people that like being at the front. It helps fluff their ego.
c) I've never 'knowingly' run from the cops.
d) If I'm ever stopped I scrunch up my face, lower the tone of my voice, pretend my names Helen, and tell the hofficer I'm on my way to watch a rugby match.
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You Frog Fucker
Jam and tarts....
shit you can go that low? man those are some big balls......bling 4 u
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I'm with Biff on this.
Ask the people I ride with, they will all agree
a) In general, I ride like a nana.
b) If in a group, I'm more than happy to be in the middle or back of the pack, letting others run the risk of bring 'pinged'. It's always the same people that like being at the front. It helps fluff their ego.
c) I've never 'knowingly' run from the cops.
d) If I'm ever stopped I scrunch up my face, lower the tone of my voice, pretend my names Helen, and tell the hofficer I'm on my way to watch a rugby match.
Those who insist on perfect safety, don't have the balls to live in the real world.
Loud and Uncouth
Me too - hang on, - I was Helens driver!!
a) In general, I ride like a nana.
b) If in a group, I'm more than happy to be in the middle or back of the pack, letting others run the risk of bring 'pinged'. It's always the same people that like being at the front. It helps fluff their ego.
c) I've never 'knowingly' run from the cops.
d) If I'm ever stopped I scrunch up my face, lower the tone of my voice, pretend my names Helen, and tell the hofficer I'm on my way to watch a rugby match.
Winding up drongos, foil hat wearers and over sensitive KBers for over 14,000 posts...........
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I bet your voice isn't deep enough to complete that disguise though.
Immature and proud of it.
Dick's probably not as big either.
Speed doesn't kill people.
Stupidity kills people.
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AHAHAHAHA loving it....
Muhammad AliOnly a man who knows what it is like to be defeated can reach down to the bottom of his soul and come up with the extra ounce of power it takes to win when the match is even.
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