sooo you need to make a trailer to tow with your bike with a foaming at the mouth german shepard in the back which you take out when you park and tie it to the bike what do you do to arm the alarm make it yelp begging for a dog treat? then don't give it to it so it's angry...and not to mention hungary so then whoever comes up to it gets a chunk out of thier leg?

...until you come back and wait till it gives 2 barks then you give it food so you can safely get back on the bike without losing a limb?

you could always get a paris hilton accessory dog to go under your pillion seat those things are viscious lol ....and small enough to fit up your pant and when a dogs hungary you don't want it to catch a glance of the 2 meatballs and dog roll ...then youre in trouble