Motu is looking for a Nazi helmet....in black please.

[Motu]

My younger daughter brought my van back yesterday,and in the back is a Mini Chopper! It's been getting in the way in their kitchen,so I'm storing it and giving it some needed work before anyone attempts to ride it.Trouble is I wouldn't be seen dead on one of these things without a black Nazi helmet....so where do you get them - the Warehouse,Repco,Supercheap?? I could make one out of chicken wire and paper mache,but that's bloody messy and I want to ride it now!

[Colapop]

Have you tried Hitler's Hats just down on Mein St?

[Waylander]

Buy a copy of "Easyriders" or "Live to Ride" German helmets only a mail order away.

[vifferman]

Look under "Army Surplus" in the Yeller Pagerz.
My sons bought some shit there, like an East German helmet, officer's hat, Zippo lighter from some SE Asian army issue, etc. All sorts of crap they don't need.

[Cookie]

Fibreglass german helmet shell on Tardme. Apply black matt paint and some sticky tape to keep it on your head and you're all set.

http://tinyurl.com/c72hf

I have seen other completed ones there too - none LTSA approved AFAIK.

[vifferman]

Ooh! Ooh!
I just had another thought.
Next time you see a bikie gang out'n'about, follow them, then steal one of their helmets. Wash it out with kero or whatever to kill the cooties, and viola! A violin-like musical implement.

And a Nazi helmet.



Of course, one of them thar pre-WW1 pickelhauber (or hau-ever you spell it) would be kewler, and you could use it as an invoice spike. Or can opener. Or road spike.

[Ixion]

Try the Army surplus place in K road. They have all manner of helmets.Opposite the billboard of the chick with the huge tits. You can't miss them. While you're there you could pick up a pair of gaiters. Only $12.50, you'll be glad you did come the wet weather.

[vifferman]

Try the Army surplus place in K road. They have all manner of helmets.Opposite the billboard of the chick with the huge tits. You can't miss them.

Those mammaries must make them miss out on a lot of business, due to the distraction.

[Colapop]

Is that the graphic artist billboard? If so then it's been around for some time.

[Dadpole]

Try the Army surplus place in K road. They have all manner of helmets.Opposite the billboard of the chick with the huge tits. You can't miss them. While you're there you could pick up a pair of gaiters. Only $12.50, you'll be glad you did come the wet weather.

Is it true that you get a slice of the profits for every pair of gaiters sold in NZ?

[Waylander]

http://www.bikertails.com/novelty_helmets.htm

Unfortunately they don't ship outside of the USA but I'm sure you can find someone there to send it on to you.