i learned a valueble lesson today

[ajturbo]

it all started a couple of days ago...


i got out of bed, jumped into the shower... so far so good....

no one around ,
no woman to bitch at me farting,
no mud boy to hassel me about taking him to school....(don't worry he makes his own way... but that doesn't stop him from trying!)

i finaly get dressed after walking around the house naked... kicking hte dogs outside... sure the door is always open, but they are as lazy as me!!! they have to be told to go out..:slap:

so far so good

dressed and ready for breakfast....
now this is where it gets interesting...

jug boiling, 7 weetbix in bowl...

coffe in cup, then milk .... then hot water...


mmmMM..WTF.. coffee tastes a bit funny...
shit, milk must be off.. not too much, just enought to think, {must get more milk}

today...

i get up, shower..

still no-one around

boil jug

get my 3 weetbix..(still full from yesterday)

new milk..
make coffee..

"thats funny" i said to no-one," whats that strange smell?"

oh well, must put the rubbish out..(or do the dishes )

sit down, finshed the weetbix, sip the coffee.....
WTF???

the coffee is worse than yesterdays!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

sniffing milk, thinking that the new one was off...... no

new packet of coffee ( chucked out the old....)

HEY there's that smell again.. coming from the jug!!!

looking in the jug i found not one but 2 ANTS!!!!

SO TODAY I LEARN'T

boiled ants and coffe DON"T mix!!!

[froggyfrenchman]

What did i miss?

[cowpoos]

it all started a couple of days ago...
:Snip:

are you bored??? missing someone???

I think so...

ISN'T THAT CUTE EVERYONE....:spudbooge

[froggyfrenchman]

Ah,now me understands

[froggyfrenchman]

And where did my reply go? i smell fish

[cowpoos]

And where did my reply go? i smell fish

oopsss sorry...my bad...I though no-one was in the room...I'm surprised you didn't hear it....barrrrrrppppp!!!....oppssss...sorry again...

[froggyfrenchman]

i sseeeeeeeee... *inches out of room*

[cowpoos]

...WTF....aj....have you posted this twice....errrr











what you been smokin

[cowpoos]

i sseeeeeeeee... *inches out of room*

OI you....don't you piss off with my penthouse collection....

[froggyfrenchman]

hehe, mine now. *rides off iraticaly*

[cowpoos]

hehe, mine now. *rides off iraticaly*

I'll get you DR naughty....I'll get yoooooouuuuu...!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[ajturbo]

hey what happened here.....??????????

the last paragraph has dissapeared!!!!!!!!!!!!



what should have been there....

i found 2 dead ants in the jug..
the lesson i learned was..

"that dead ants in jug make coffee yuck!!!!!!"

[pyrocam]

your story doesnt make sense

but I gather some shit was deleted

you had ants in your jug


and . seriously. are there more mods deleting stuff. I prefered it when anything offensive wasnt deleted. only delete illegal stuff but dont moderate stuff thats just disturbing.

[Karma]

dont moderate stuff thats just disturbing.

I'm sure they don't... it'd be a full time day job for at least 3 people given Buggy, Winja, John, SPB, need I go on?

[Ixion]

I don't think any mod would delete that. It's not objectionable, just strange. Given that the majority of stuff on this site is strange in one way or another, if mods deleted all that they'd have a full time job. For me, I will only delete/move stuff that has become personally abusive.