It's 12:38 do any of us on now ever sleep ?

[John]

Pineapple lumps? screw that shit.

I'm turfing up the entire coro loop and relaying it in Sussex, then I'll take the foreshore and seabed too... that'll fuck em up.

so what are the plans, dye your pubes black and paint yourselfs black.

I'll tell you know I dont seem much success in your attempt.

[Karma]

so what are the plans, dye your pubes black and paint yourselfs black.

I'll tell you know I dont seem much success in your attempt.

It's ok man... it's gonna be like that TV ad... all the poms will just suddenly turn up and start lifting your roads and walking off...

Ok... time to see if my tyres fucked or not.

[John]

It's ok man... it's gonna be like that TV ad... all the poms will just suddenly turn up and start lifting your roads and walking off...

Ok... time to see if my tyres fucked or not.

well if you take it, then you know whats going to happen, whatever land you put it on we will demand it back because its in the treaty you see, and then will will build housing facilities on the land, and slowly take over pommy land, how would you like a maori queen cHEERRRRR BRAW.

I shall call it lotafucka rd.

[Lou Girardin]

Not hung like a baby?










15", 9 and a half pounds . . .

Who told?

[Mooch]

Pineapple lumps? screw that shit.

I'm turfing up the entire coro loop and relaying it in Sussex, then I'll take the foreshore and seabed too... that'll fuck em up.

Then of course there's us Kiwi's turning London into a bike race track for visiting Kiwi's and teaching the locals on how to make Fish & Chips again ..... starting by getting rid of em mushie peas and deep fried mars bars..... And don't think that Sussex is safe... We already own Bondi Beach and half the beer being sold under Aussie labels, we can own Sussex too.

[Karma]

Then of course there's us Kiwi's turning London into a bike race track for visiting Kiwi's and teaching the locals on how to make Fish & Chips again ..... starting by getting rid of em mushie peas and deep fried mars bars..... And don't think that Sussex is safe... We already own Bondi Beach and half the beer being sold under Aussie labels, we can own Sussex too.

I've heard the Kiwis have a real fondness for Brighton?

Mushie peas are the biz... deep fried mars bars are a northern crappy invention.

I used to work in a chippy down in Devon and we had a load of brummies in who wanted them made... takes a lot of skill thou. You have to wait for the batter to solidify, but 1 second after that it melts the choclate and the whole thing goes pear shaped.

[mstriumph]

................................. You have to wait for the batter to solidify, but 1 second after that it melts the choclate and the whole thing goes pear shaped.

should spank be starting a 'household tips and recipes' forum?

[Mooch]

[QUOTE=Weasel]I've heard the Kiwis have a real fondness for Brighton?
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Lol Wife and I had our wedding anniversary there this year ,I think I know what your getting at , the place was full of brit bikers on the foreshore. Have a picture of typical Brighton bike...... Were you into Honda's before moving over? .

[SPORK]

Fine, I'll show all you lameos how it's done. I remember when I was up till 4:30am on here!