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    Take off the badge Sherriff

    I've always thought two kinds of people become cops; the officious, power mad type and the hoon.
    I met one of the latter last night. I merged from the Union St on-ramp into the left lane, waited for Mr Hoon in a M/way car to pass in the right lane then slotted in behind him. He was doing 55 - 60 k's, the traffic ahead was pulling away so when a gap opened between him and a truck in the left lane I indicated (naturally) nailed it and moved left.
    Bugger me if the sod didn't move left and block me! I gave him the raised ' what the fuck do you think you're doing' arm signal and switched back to the right lane, pulled alongside him and gave him the "withering stare", which doesn't work too well with a tinted visor.
    The cheeky bastid turned to me with this shit eating grin on his dial.
    Shit, if he wants to play, he should meet me off duty up on 16.
    Speed doesn't kill people.
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    Stick it to em Lou, should have carefully removed one of his mirrors with your foot then lost him in the traffic

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lou Girardin
    I've always thought two kinds of people become cops; the officious, power mad type and the hoon.
    What about the public spirited types who just want to serve their communities?
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    Only a homo puts an engine back together WITHOUT making it go faster.

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    Quote Originally Posted by MisterD
    What about the public spirited types who just want to serve their communities?
    man thats the best line of crap ive heard in ages!

    thats a myth aint it?..

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    Quote Originally Posted by *sic
    man thats the best line of crap ive heard in ages!

    thats a myth aint it?..
    Were not three rofl smileys enough to convey a sarcastic tone?
    Quote Originally Posted by Dave Lobster View Post
    Only a homo puts an engine back together WITHOUT making it go faster.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lou Girardin
    I've always thought two kinds of people become cops; the officious, power mad type and the hoon.
    .
    Anguish and torment!
    Which catagory did I sign up as??:slap:
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    Why let it bother you Lou........just get past him later on and leave him to himself.....

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    Quote Originally Posted by scumdog
    Anguish and torment!
    Which catagory did I sign up as??:slap:
    The officious power mad hoon?
    Quote Originally Posted by Dave Lobster View Post
    Only a homo puts an engine back together WITHOUT making it go faster.

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    Quote Originally Posted by MisterD
    The officious power mad hoon?
    damn.,....beaten by 2 minutes
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    Quote Originally Posted by Fishslayer
    Stick it to em Lou, should have carefully removed one of his mirrors with your foot then lost him in the traffic
    I'm not that brave, not with a clean shiny rego you can read for miles.
    Speed doesn't kill people.
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    Quote Originally Posted by scumdog
    Anguish and torment!
    Which catagory did I sign up as??:slap:
    It's not obvious?
    Check out your fleet.
    Speed doesn't kill people.
    Stupidity kills people.

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    Wonder where people would imagine Lou slotted in "the officious, power mad type and the hoon."

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    Get it on video Goblin and make several copies and send them in to TVNZ!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Fishslayer
    Get it on video Goblin and make several copies and send them in to TVNZ!!
    Hindsight is 20/20. I wish I had done just that(without giving it to TVNZ tho)For my own personal use...but I dont live there anymore.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Fishslayer
    Get it on video Goblin and make several copies and send them in to TVNZ!!
    Aand this would have achieved what?
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