White trash AK ride 14/12/2005

[dangerous]

Were the hell were you lot well??? I was there did the ride on my own got 5m up the m/w and the spagitti wiring on the Guzzi shit its self, would have been nice if some bastard could have helped me, bloody long push all the way home... missed the ferry, (had to swim the straight with the Guzz on my back) and then managed a lift in the back of a stock truck down the Kiakoura coast...... got home and then the frigen Iti shiter decides to start again, so I really need a shower after the ride home and some twat turned the hot water off..... NOW its pissing down and I have to go to work

AHHHhhh bugger, I left Manuboys dryer up there, damn it see ya's soon *hops on 'jap' bucket racer and heads north*

[SlowHand]

I heard reports it was a Penguin with a red glove on its head.

what!! I thought it was chicken, shit Im not going to sleep tonite then. This is the worst day ever since I found out Santa wasnt real, along with sliced bread isnt made that way to start with.

I put on the "wets" last nite, but being on Learner's I lost all motor functions at 10pm. Dammit.

[DEATH_INC.]

Cancelled????WTF I went to all the trouble of adding weights to the front to stop those dangerous wheelies and painted it up in flouro and put 140w bulbs front and rear so no-one would accidently bump me and make me loose balance :spudwhat:

[Riff Raff]

It's ok folks. I got a highly trained team of therapists, in today to help WT work through his issues of riding in rain, and the devastation he has caused so many by cancelling this ride. It took several emotional hours of exploring his feelings until we managed to trace it back to a past life experience involving a goat, moth and, um... something that really shouldn't be spoken about in public. He's taking it in small steps - right now he's wearing his riding gear and making tentative steps outside every time we get a few spots of rain. His target today is to stay out in it for a full 10 seconds. Hopefully it won't be long before he can reschedule this monumental ride. Stay tuned folks.

[Kornholio]

Hang in there buddy

[Ixion]

But has he been able to make contact with his feminine self ?

[dangerous]

RR.... its the new Honda, its posesed you know like that car Christine was, either get rid of it or get ya cuffs n chains out and sit him on it... I reckon after 1 week or so he might start becomming one with it, just reasure him... that it will wheelie, and he will be the man once again :slap:
Then again... he might be fuked, No zookie no White Trash

[crashe]

But has he been able to make contact with his feminine self ?

He did once... (Riff Raff has photos to prove it..)
But he seems to have lost himself again..

Riff Raff get the frock out, that he likes to wear..
Put it on the bed with the lippy...

Once he finds his feminine side again...
Then he is on the road to recovery...

Then he will be able to cope with being out in the rain a lot longer...

The sooner he does it the sooner we can all go on this ride...

[Scorpygirl]

This is the best thread I have read all day!!!!

Little steps WT - it's called desensitisation therapy!!!

We'll have you "Singing in the rain" before you know it!!!

[T.I.E]

with the next ride i think we should organise at least two support vechiles per motorbike out there. i have a horse truck with kitchen and large ramp which can be used, and my ute aswell. he thats just for me.

maybe motohause can support us too. we need at least an on site mechanic or ten.

also are we gonna have poeple stop at every corner still just incase we get lost on the motorway?

and should we organise some marshalls too?

i mean safety is something we should consider.

[T.I.E]

with all this discussed. how do we get all the bikes there?
we might have a prolem if we all turn up at once?

[Test Pilot]

might have to grab one of bugjuices mini motos for this ride, wonder if theyl let me on the motorway

[crashe]

might have to grab one of bugjuices mini motos for this ride, wonder if theyl let me on the motorway

Of course they will, no probs.
Cos WT is riding his on this ride... once he gets it all turbo'd and kitted out.


Hmmmm WT has been a little bit quiet.
I wonder how his therapy treatment is going?
Riff Raff, is WT up to 30 seconds in the rain yet?

[DEATH_INC.]

Of course they will, no probs.
Cos WT is riding his on this ride... once he gets it all turbo'd and kitted out.

Heellll no! Those turbo's are dangerous and cause all manner of accidents (at least if you ask the ins. co.'s) I aint going near this type of ride unless someone will assure me there will be NO turbo's

[aff-man]

Heellll no! Those turbo's are dangerous and cause all manner of accidents (at least if you ask the ins. co.'s) I aint going near this type of ride unless someone will assure me there will be NO turbo's

What if i remove 2 cylinders to make space for a turbo?? Does that count?