Heading north?

**Swoop** · 13th December 2005, 15:28

Perhaps this morning??

About 10.30am you were passing over the Auckland Harbour bridge.
Heading north...
On your GREEN motorbike.
With your pillion on the back?
You were, of course, looking COOL...
Wearing cotton trousers,
And a t-shirt!

Your lady was wearing a lovely halter top which revealed her lovely arms,
And by wearing shorts, her lovely legs were in full view!
For all of us to see.
Those shoes were DEVINE!... had she been wearing them.

A good thing you were in the fast lane.
doing "slightly" over the posted limit.

Hope you arrived safely.
Cocksucker.

**TLDV8** · 13th December 2005, 15:55

Originally Posted by Swoop

Hope you arrived safely.
Cocksucker.

Whats with the posts when someone see's a rider not wearing a full armoured suit etc etc I came back from the city this afternoon and saw a rider going north with shorts on,riders wearing jeans on some of the group rides ... So?..that is their choice.... Its a bit fooken rich when total strangers are being called out as cocksuckers on a public board.

**Drunken Monkey** · 13th December 2005, 15:57

Fark, don't you llama's ever get bored of posting about other riders you see without full safety gear on?

Get a hobby.

*yawn*

**Swoop** · 13th December 2005, 16:07

Do what you want to yourselves, but when you risk your pillion as well...
I wonder why so many whinge about the cost of their registration and insurance costs!!!!
If you come off and slide when it's YOUR fault?
EDIT: Some safety gear on????
Bare arms AND bare legs? Get real people!!!

**Lou Girardin** · 13th December 2005, 16:08

I'm going to start riding in a thong. That'll make all you clothing nazis go blind and you won't complain anymore.

**Swoop** · 13th December 2005, 16:15

I give up.
Ride naked if you wish.
I'm not an "entire full body armour" nazi.
If tossers want to get road rash on themselves, far be it from my imbecile moron intellect to question that.
If you wish to endanger your fair-maiden pillion passenger, explain that at her bedside.

**Swoop** · 13th December 2005, 16:40

Thanks for the PM's people!
YES there are retards out there who think they are invincible to tarseal + velocity...
Well said... "don't come looking for sympathy"
My sentiments exactly.

**Brett** · 13th December 2005, 16:52

Must say that i would consider myself to be a considerable DUMBASS to ride in that little gear...hell at least jeans, solid shoes/boots a jacket gloves and helmet!!! that is my minimum...but hey...that is only what i would consider for myself...

**rasty** · 13th December 2005, 16:56

Couldn't it be considered just a bit PC to crack on about other riders not wearing what some see as essential riding gear? What happened to freedom of choice and all the associated ideas that regularly get an airing on these forums?

**Marmoot** · 13th December 2005, 16:58

Originally Posted by Swoop

Your lady was wearing a lovely halter top which revealed her lovely arms,
And by wearing shorts, her lovely legs were in full view!
For all of us to see.
Those shoes were DEVINE!... had she been wearing them.

FARKIN HELL!!! I CAN'T BELIEVE THAT!
That's ABSOLUTE MADNESS!!!
Inconveivable! Absolute absolute outrage!

I'm absolutely gutted I miss that wonderful divine view.........

**Marmoot** · 13th December 2005, 16:59

oh...and you guys look like you're missing the thread's point.

We're talking about sex here....seeex.
Who cares about protection. Seeeex is moore iimportaant!

**Maha** · 13th December 2005, 17:01

Im with you all the way on this one Swoop, all the gear all the time its pretty simple really, a ducati rider at the Puhoi pub a few months back was pick out as a dick for wearing sandshoes by the ' billy connolly ' comedian that was there at the time, '' get some boots ya wanker '' was the comment. It is up to individual rider as to what they wear, maybe some riders dont mind being spoon fed for a few months after an ''off '' ...... thats if they live to eat again of cause.

**Swoop** · 13th December 2005, 19:42

Originally Posted by Brett

Must say that i would consider myself to be a considerable DUMBASS to ride in that little gear...hell at least jeans, solid shoes/boots a jacket gloves and helmet!!! that is my minimum...but hey...that is only what i would consider for myself...

I don't care what the rider wears, he/she is possibly old and wise enough to make that decision allllll bye themselves.
However the pillion dosen't always get too much choice in instances like these. Even a pair of jeans would of helped for a nano-second on an "off"!!!
Nice legs though....

**APPLE** · 13th December 2005, 20:52

i think that arhh?if people decide 2 ride without protective clothing,there idiots.........

PLAIN&SIMPLE?i mean its the first rule they teach u when u sit your learners licence?PROTECT THE BODY?.u c me and me m8 roosta love motorcycles?especially sportbikes.he rides a TLS?me a TLR.Now every morning we drive 2 work,and we c all those blimmin little choppa bikes man??those dudes dont know the meaning of protective clothing?i mean u c dudes man?? wearing a singlet @ jandels man???wot is up with that??we c these dudes man and we pull up along side them and say?hey man????? U MIGHT FALL OFF AND HAV A CRASH?CRACK YOUR UGLY HEAD OPEN?and then quickly speed off??? all im sayn man is cover up?skin gaffting is painful?peace?????

**Finn** · 13th December 2005, 20:57

Originally Posted by Swoop

Perhaps this morning??

About 10.30am you were passing over the Auckland Harbour bridge.
Heading north...
On your GREEN motorbike.
With your pillion on the back?
You were, of course, looking COOL...
Wearing cotton trousers,
And a t-shirt!

Your lady was wearing a lovely halter top which revealed her lovely arms,
And by wearing shorts, her lovely legs were in full view!
For all of us to see.
Those shoes were DEVINE!... had she been wearing them.

A good thing you were in the fast lane.
doing "slightly" over the posted limit.

Hope you arrived safely.
Cocksucker.

Judging by the description of the pillion, I don't think he sucks cock.