Biking in Aussie

[number33]

Only fun in small doses Ker. NZ's the best place on the planet. End of story.

[Big Dave]

Aussies no good. NZ's far better. 99% of city slicker Aussies are mouthy and obnoxious. Queensland cops are corrupt Kiwi hating arseholes. Aussie's full of racists because there's lots of dagos, wogs, chinks etc... Victoria is a shithole for motorbiking. Ditto NSW. The heat in Darwin is a killer. The pubs up there are full of vomit, urine, and shit. Perth's full of faggots, so you may as well be back in Auckland. No difference. Sydney's a stinking fumy rathole. Brisbanes a sweltering dump surrounded by scorching desert. If you go to Kalgoorlie you'll find a route but it won't be straight. Cheaper up the Cross. The outback's fine if you enjoy red dust, termites, 55 deg heat and gigantic biting ants. You'll blow all ya money on sub-standard piss, and come crawling back home on the bludge and broke.

The Beaches are better.

[Sniper]

Originally from the North East coast of South Africa, so temp of 47°C is not scary, nor is the 100% humidity......
Have never freaked out about the "heat" in Auckland, never had much to freak out about!

Al:spudbooge

North East coast? PE or Durban?

[Big Dave]

50,000 Kiwis can't be wrong. OZ seems to have all the good stuff we do (and more) and less of the bad.

From the hip, It rains less, the codes of football are different, two vowells are pronounced strangely and more people means more 'opportunity' to some.

Apart from that - I find there is Fuck-All difference.

NZ has one layer less government, a foreign policy I prefer, a tax stystem I can be self employed in (not so in Oz) and the best motorcycling on the planet.

Health system here is poorer, police are pushy-er, and traffic is worse. But
I really don't understand the 50,000 frankly.

[Lou Girardin]

Aussies no good. NZ's far better. 99% of city slicker Aussies are mouthy and obnoxious. Queensland cops are corrupt Kiwi hating arseholes. Aussie's full of racists because there's lots of dagos, wogs, chinks etc... Victoria is a shithole for motorbiking. Ditto NSW. The heat in Darwin is a killer. The pubs up there are full of vomit, urine, and shit. Perth's full of faggots, so you may as well be back in Auckland. No difference. Sydney's a stinking fumy rathole. Brisbanes a sweltering dump surrounded by scorching desert. If you go to Kalgoorlie you'll find a route but it won't be straight. Cheaper up the Cross. The outback's fine if you enjoy red dust, termites, 55 deg heat and gigantic biting ants. You'll blow all ya money on sub-standard piss, and come crawling back home on the bludge and broke.

So you gave it all up for Palmy then?

[number33]

Yeah lou. As for nipping over to Singapore - jesus! - belch in public and the gooks'll have ya swinging from piano wire before you can say 'pol pot'

[Al]

Hey Sniper, north of Durbs, Empangeni / Richards Bay area (I was working at the Aluminium Smelters in R/Bay).
My dad had a game farm in the Hluhluwe district at one stage too!

Al