Bike vs Car Fun

**Jackrat** · 6th April 2004, 18:59

Years ago A mate got tail gated by this BMW thing on the desert road.Even when he pulled over for him he wouldn't piss off so he stopped,that way the driver didn't have a choise.He then followed him at a discrete distance until he stoped at the Waioru serv'o, He went inside with his flash tart And my mate who will stay unnamed "aye Lee".
Opened the drivers door an pissed on the drivers seat an anything else he could reach

More than one way to skin a cat huh.

**Gixxer** · 7th April 2004, 09:40

Originally Posted by Coldkiwi

I think the best way to rub it in is to hang with them as they accelerate so they really think they've got a chance.. drag it out for a while and then blow them away

on Wairau Rd there are a shit load of lights and when a cager wants to drag, I ride beside him trying to make it look as if he is beating me, then at the last set of lights I f*%ken nail it and piss all over them.

That always brings a smile to my face.

**sAsLEX** · 7th April 2004, 10:50

Just got to the front of the queue waiting for the bridge at Kopu heading back from Wahi. Car at the front is a CV8 monaro not to impressed with all us bikes, take off with the lights John doing a wheelie along the bridge.

The Monaro pulled out on the straights and passed me while I was accelrating through 160, little bike was running out of pull at that stage!! He then managed to catch up with the R1s in front who were cruising at 230!

**750Y** · 7th April 2004, 10:51

I have succumbed to the ego trip 2 times.
the funniest one was alfriston road(long uphill climb with 2 lanes) on the gsxr750.
I came onto it just in time to see a new yellow monaro pull up beside a van and floor it(showing off).
i chuckled to myself as i came up steadily next to the van first and looked to see the guys expression,
well he was jumping up and down in his seat with a huge grin, laughing & giving me the thumbs up shouting woohoo, so i couldn't let him down. I nodded to him and pulled away & was next to the monaro at 160 in a flash, the guy in the suit looked shocked when i appeared next to him,
he sped up so i waited till we got to 200, waved goodbye & floored it to the top leaving him behind like he was standing still.
I think the guy in the van enjoyed it, and the guy with the holden got a reality check.
standard disclaimer: there were no other cars around.

**Coldkiwi** · 7th April 2004, 12:22

Originally Posted by sAsLEX

Just got to the front of the queue waiting for the bridge at Kopu heading back from Wahi. Car at the front is a CV8 monaro not to impressed with all us bikes, take off with the lights John doing a wheelie along the bridge.

The Monaro pulled out on the straights and passed me while I was accelrating through 160, little bike was running out of pull at that stage!! He then managed to catch up with the R1s in front who were cruising at 230!

geeeez, thats not good! I hope they didn't get passed by him! he should be topping out at near that speed anyway

**Firefight** · 7th April 2004, 12:45

Originally Posted by Jackrat

Years ago A mate got tail gated by this BMW thing on the desert road.Even when he pulled over for him he wouldn't piss off so he stopped,that way the driver didn't have a choise.He then followed him at a discrete distance until he stoped at the Waioru serv'o, He went inside with his flash tart And my mate who will stay unnamed "aye Lee".
Opened the drivers door an pissed on the drivers seat an anything else he could reach

More than one way to skin a cat huh.

Love it Jack, reminds me of another pissing story which has nothing to do with this topic at all, so Topic

get ready.

A mate of mine, was on the piss with his mates, he was 18 at the time and still living with his mum, anyway, he came pretty home drunk, wandered around the kitchen looking for the dunny door, sadly in that house the dunny door and the fridge were on the same side of the room, you can guess what happened, yep he just about finished having a rather long leak on the vegie bin, when in walked his mum, I belive the shouting from his mum was heard about 2 ks away in Orewa.

Firefight

**Gixxer** · 7th April 2004, 17:15

Originally Posted by Firefight

Love it Jack, reminds me of another pissing story which has nothing to do with this topic at all, so Topic

get ready.

A mate of mine, was on the piss with his mates, he was 18 at the time and still living with his mum, anyway, he came pretty home drunk, wandered around the kitchen looking for the dunny door, sadly in that house the dunny door and the fridge were on the same side of the room, you can guess what happened, yep he just about finished having a rather long leak on the vegie bin, when in walked his mum, I belive the shouting from his mum was heard about 2 ks away in Orewa.

Firefight

Since we are on pissing stories, When I finished my training in the navy I was posted to philomal and lived at the base, had 2 room mates, My mate Rat and this young bandy new recruit (Bandy - dude who joins the navy to play in the band) anyway, one nite after coming back from the pub i heard Rat get up and thought he was off to the loo, then I heard someone yelling, turned on the lights to see Rat pissing on the bandy, next morning I told him what he had done and he swore black and blue that he had gone to the loo.

**Coldkiwi** · 8th April 2004, 13:05

not the cleanest stories guys but damn funny! That Mc D's ad on that topic was good too

**madandy** · 12th April 2004, 16:06

Originally Posted by Coldkiwi

geeeez, thats not good! I hope they didn't get passed by him! he should be topping out at near that speed anyway

CV8 tops out at 270km/h

**Coldkiwi** · 13th April 2004, 12:22

still less than an R1 but you need big balls (and possibly a small brain) to do that on kopu-hikuai!

**Rocket** · 13th April 2004, 12:56

Originally Posted by Coldkiwi

still less than an R1 but you need big balls (and possibly a small brain) to do that on kopu-hikuai!

you guys ever seen ghostrider movie?

**DEATH_INC.** · 13th April 2004, 13:02

Originally Posted by Coldkiwi

still less than an R1 but you need big balls (and possibly a small brain) to do that on kopu-hikuai!

You called???

I dunno who you guys are racing,I've struggled to get away from more than one cage....an evo doing 260kph(on the gixx)....and a sub doing at least 230(fzr1000).....would have loved to line some of you guys up with my 351 powered escort when I had it

Try picking on some fast cages on yer 250's

**Coldkiwi** · 13th April 2004, 17:32

never got done while I was on my 250's (admittedly I didn't try until I got the ZXR but that held its head high). my only hiding was at the hands of a porsche turbo and a local driver up twilight road in clevedon on my ZX-6. haven't had the pleasure yet of really destroying a decent car on the open road. Had to do some work to keep an old holden V8 vacationer wagon (complete with local maori nutter at the wheel!) at bay (at least for a little while) on the ZX-6 tho. That was fun.

**Two Smoker** · 13th April 2004, 17:48

CK thats where your 250 would have come in handy at twilight road.....

Madandy are you sure its 270 kmh? because i know the HSV 300 only does 268 kmh and that is official top speed. the CV8 only has only 225-235kw (depending on year) and i dont think it has the power to reach those speeds..... maybe 240-250 tho.........